schumered

The act of repeating a joke told by someone else, but having it fall flat.

Did you hear Frankie stole my joke? They totally Schumered it.

by Vagaboner August 26, 2017

scrump

A chick so nasty and disgusting that even beer goggles won't do her justice.

Even from a distance and completely trashed, I could tell that Sharon was a complete scrump.

by Brian He July 20, 2008

Schmup

A friend in a group who when sex is brought up he over saturates the dialogue with how he you all sodomized one particular girl from high school and everyone in the group knows he’s the one who pre-cummed by the time she got around to him, a decade later.

He’s so full of shit, we all know he’s completely celibate, he’s a Schmup.

by Mojoprick January 12, 2019

scrump

Scating while Krumping, or having a stroke and seizure at the same time.

my uncle scrumped his way into the hoepital!

by heritic31 January 11, 2009

scrump-factor

a. a highly delicious thing, most likely man beef
b. something very very sexy that you want to devour

Beth = scrump-factor 1 bizillion

by StefNE2983 May 13, 2003

scrump bumps

Severe acne located on face-area.

DUDE!! That chick's got major scrump bumps! NASTY!!

by Shane T. April 8, 2008

scrump

standards, expectations, acceptable quality; as used in the phrase "up to scrump"

Victor's semester grades were not up to scrump.

by T. Runyan October 10, 2008