v, schmant: to schmant means to eat an entire animal, such as a hippo, in a short amount of time (mostly practised in unhumane parts of Africa and Alabama)
n, schmant: someone who schmants
n, schmant: someone who schmants
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Person who works in a mindless/lowpaying/repetitive job (usually in retail). This person has barely enough mental capacity to perform his/her simple tasks with an acceptable success rate. He/she will almost never learn from the mistakes of their repetitive past and will never cease to astound you with their ability to look stupid.
Source: scumbag electronic stores in ny
Source: scumbag electronic stores in ny
"So...I see you hired another schenph?"
"Make the schenph to do it."
"LOL These new batch of schenphs are even dumber than the last"
"Sander is such a schenph, hes been workin here the longest, and gets paid the least"
"Make the schenph to do it."
"LOL These new batch of schenphs are even dumber than the last"
"Sander is such a schenph, hes been workin here the longest, and gets paid the least"
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