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spartan schlong

A long 20 foot sword made of Spartan Hoplite penises that was used during the Trojan war. The sword could only legally be held by anyone 20 years and older. children had smaller versions.
Feel the wrath of my Spartan Schlong you Trojan Turd!
by Dash Dash 100 October 24, 2020
mugGet the spartan schlongmug.

Ding dong schlong

Crap my ding dong schlong took 20 erotic damage
by Fadgy December 9, 2020
mugGet the Ding dong schlongmug.

schlong

by rick.astley6969 November 18, 2022
mugGet the schlongmug.

Big Long Schlong Club

An organization with members around the world that recruits only those deemed to have "Big long Schlongs."

The current size required to join the club are unknown however it is believed that the minimum is 8 inches. Most receive membership after making their girth known to as many people as possible, once word has been spread you may find a phone call or letter that details your joining of the club.

As far as anyone knows this is still not a pyramid scheme.
"Hey Trish have you heard?"

"Heard what chad?"

"I got into the Big Long Schlong Club."

"MARRY ME CHAD!!!"
by MurderDuck May 28, 2022
mugGet the Big Long Schlong Clubmug.

schlong snuggie

term to describe a females sexual organs
its cold in here. how bout you warm me up with that schlong snuggie.
by subtleshadow August 20, 2010
mugGet the schlong snuggiemug.

Schlong

sakayt whipped out his SCHLONG
by DiccHole January 28, 2019
mugGet the Schlongmug.

Schlong Flogging

To beat one about the head and face, or cunt with ones schlong (Penis)
That cunt of yours could use a good Schlong Flogging
by I am the walrus, koo kookachoo September 22, 2011
mugGet the Schlong Floggingmug.

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