Schumering

Preemptively laying your arms down during a battle & trying to convince Americans capitulation is always the best option.

Allowing cloture on the continuing resolution, despite what the base, 96% of congressional Dems & America wanted, is the one of the most egregious examples of Schumering

by WTAF GOP March 18, 2025

Schumor

Humor like Amy Schumer's.

"She repetitively makes unfunny and unoriginal jokes about sex, alcohol, and politics. She has a good sense of schumor.

by Teifry January 23, 2026

Schum

When you shit and cum and the same time

I Schumed on my grandmas toilet

by Epuzz February 10, 2026

Schumm

A family that has been inbred over decades. Most inbred Schumm’s came to America in 1837. A schumm classifies itself as a German but is from Jewish descent. A person of Schumm descent is very easy to spot out by them being very skinny and extremely large noses. Most Schumm’s built nazi concentration camps around WWII.

Gross you’re family is Schumm’s!!

by Kingmando June 15, 2025

Schumoring

The act of stealing someone's joke and replicating extremely poorly.

Joe was caught schumoring at the bar. He was thrown out immediately.

by thisismeID July 20, 2025

Schum

To shit, shower, and cum. The perfect male reset

Friend: “Hey I’m coming to pick you up in 15 minutes”
You: “hang on I have to schum real quick and then I’ll be out”

by Gjejdjd August 9, 2025

Schumer Syndrome

When one of your boys thinks they’re a comedic genius, but really a lame ass cornball. Just like Amy Schumer.

“We got a floater”
“So funny , gang u need to test for Schumer Syndrome”

by Ahhhh12345 November 17, 2025