shate

past tense of the word shit

'damn i really enjoyed that shate'

by OsiRis January 20, 2004

shate

stupid or very retarded
often a drunk or a high person
a state of mind and stupidity

"look at that shate"
"yeah thats a real jackass"

by jim July 2, 2003

shat mghandi

Used instead of the word shit. Only known by Adolf and Che...

Holy SHAT MGHANDI did you just see thst fat kid with the mole, stretch marks who lives near the scatty pub. Man he needs a diet, not a relationship. I mean it, he was HUGE!!!!!

by Che Guevara & Adolf Hitler October 13, 2006

Shat-twat

Most commonly used in reference to others. The physical resemblence of one's self to a faeces covered vagina.

"Sir, your wife is as ugly as a Shat-twat!"

by Basil Bastardson December 12, 2006

Shat of Hame

The hat, ideally an animal styled one, which is given to the most intoxicated in a night. The name, derived from "hat of shame", is reached becasue of the intoxication of the participants. The hat of shame generally works best at a casual piss up rather than a party.

Katie: I was pretty much wearing the shat of hame all night last night.

Anna: Do you mean the hat of shame?

Katie: No....

by Indifferent125 October 24, 2010

Shat-Sat

Pooing your pants while standing and then sitting down in the trapped Poo.

Pancho: I think Marshall just Shat-Sat.

Marshall: Oh man....

by Mule1069 January 26, 2012

Schatting

The act of talking to someone via a phone call/text/instant messaging, whilst taking a lengthy shit.

"Where're you going?"

"To the toilet, shall I schat in your general direction?"

"Sure keep schatting to me."

by Tchuk November 14, 2012