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Sanitation sammich

When two gay bears share a frozen turd as a dildo and press their "buns" together.
Last night's sanitation sammich had corn in it.
by Gallo de Muerte November 25, 2024
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Samhita

Originating from Vedic literature and Sanskrit, "Samhita" means "put together" or "a collection". Samhita collects bits of knowledge everywhere she goes. They can contribute to any conversation thanks to their ability to stow away little facts and information in their minds. Samhita is clever and usually goes through life seemingly calm and composed. They certainly live up to their name as they are collected, both emotionally and mentally. Samhita's mind is always working, and sometimes even too much. They're like little libraries and have a book on anything and everything. Samhita's intelligence is unmatched and is always searching for something new to learn.
Person 1: I've been struggling with this topic lately. I don't know much about it.

Person 2: You should try to talk to Samhita! They probably know something about that.
by leibiik April 5, 2025
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Samit

My name is Samit Nayak and i have inflammed anal cancer due to the repeated use of dildos and other animal genitalia. Yes i shit myself in my history GCSE paper 2 and everyone heard
by SamitNTakesBigDic May 26, 2025
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Sanitosis

A degenerative psychospiritual disorder marked by the erosion of professional identity and self-worth, emerging in medical residents who find themselves routinely performing custodial tasks beneath their training, yet expected to smile through it.

Symptoms:

Title Collapse: Increasing dissonance between the letters “MD” and the toilet brush in hand.

The Pager Gag Reflex: Triggered by being called for a code blue and then told to “grab a mop afterward.”

Loss of Clinical Voice: Progress notes are replaced with custodial logs

Sanitary Delusions: Belief that in residency one must clean to ascend.

Progression:

Stage I — Compliance: "Of course, I’ll do it. It’s just being a team player."

Stage II — Erosion: Starts apologizing for things they didn’t cause.

Stage III — Conflation: Forgets the distinction between being a doctor and being disposable.

Stage IV — Assimilation: Attending physicians ask them to take out the trash

Pathophysiology:
The syndrome arises from a persistent mismatch between training and task, expectation and reality, value and valuation. It feeds on systemic understaffing, hierarchical indifference, and the myth that resilience means never saying no. It festers in residents who swallow their shame, then swallow it again the next night, until they cannot remember what they ever wanted to become.

Prognosis:
Some burn out spectacularly. Some quietly rot in call rooms. A few rise, swearing they'll “change the system” someday.
Description:

Sanitosis does not begin with a breakdown. It begins with a glove. Then a spill. Then a body without transport. Then a room with no Environmental Services. Then another. And another.

Soon, the resident is not helping clean, but cleaning to survive—scrubbing stretchers at 3am, bagging soiled linens, wiping down urine-soaked floors so the next trauma bed can be turned over.

No one notices.
Worse: everyone expects it.
by Janitorial MD June 6, 2025
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Sanity

5'11 , hot arab sexy gets every female is cute and really loving, loyal, smart, beautiful one of the best to exist on Anicom.
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by nihhhhhhh12344 October 30, 2025
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Shamnit

A combination of shit and damnit (the common, informal spelling/contraction of "damn it").

Used in a jokey sense or in a social situation where swearing is founded upon to express a lighthearted version of emotions such as anger, frustration, or annoyance with a situation or outcome.
"Ahh shamnit, I forgot to submit that assignment due last night!"
OR

Person 1: "I don't have access to the game on my TV. I guess we'll just have to go to the bar to watch it."
Person 2: "Shamnit!"
by FlexLex December 6, 2025
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Hand Sanitizered

I hand sanitizered the pen markings off of my arm.
by grimygirl October 4, 2017
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