Sad dick

When a guy is too sad to get a boner.

We couldn't sleep together because he had a bad case of sad dick.

by daddyjosephine September 21, 2016

Sad Pockets

A female who is not fortunate enough to have that nice, volumtuous, thick, mindblowing -- FATTY. In fact, the batch has - NO BOOTY.

That skank's butt is flatter than a piece of paper..SAD POCKETS.(to the tune of the Hot Pockets song)

by J-crackem January 25, 2008

Sad Bastards

A person(s) that leaves a definition on a web site, defacing definitions and claiming that certain definitions are not fit to reside in cyberspace. This person is usually guilty of doing that which he/she is accusing others of doing.

"I hate people that sit around all day and leave comments on websites that suck...oh, wait....that's me. Damn."

by beebo April 18, 2005

Sad Liker

When a person Likes their own post, they're a Sad Liker. The reason behind doing this is because they found their post decent, so they don't want to take it down, but it wasn't noticed by anybody else. It's existence is useless. So, to avoid embarrassing themselves, they create the illusion that someone actually cared about the shit they had to say.

We've all been there. Don't lie to yourself.

Stephanie: "Whoa! Dude! Have you seen your last post? It has ZERO likes!"
Kevin: "WUT?" *Furiously logs in to his account*
Stephanie: "And you were so popular, too... Where are all your followers at?"
Kevin: *Quietly clicks the thumbs-up*"What are you talking about? It has a like."
Stephanie: "I see through your lies, Kevin... You Sad Liker."

by Bill "Bill" Billson August 3, 2016

Sad Elf

Survivors way of interrogating someone who assaulted them on Christmas Day or Christmas Eve.

Survivors aren’t done ending lewd force

They (him/her) saw the sad elf on the shelf each holiday as a reminder of judgement.

by elfyoulost July 5, 2022

Sad-hillary

When Hillary dabs and whips and still doesn't become president

I'm still quite mad dude, she should've won with her sad-hillary

by Will Wheatley November 9, 2016

Sad and Depressed

When you want to do something spontaneous and need an excuse to do so, yet people who are genuinely "sad and depressed" do not usually act on a whim.

Person A: I am sad and depressed. Now I shall do a lip-sync on TikTok.
Person B: ...oh really now?

by ThatOneLinguist January 29, 2019