A female who is not fortunate enough to have that nice, volumtuous, thick, mindblowing -- FATTY. In fact, the batch has - NO BOOTY.
That skank's butt is flatter than a piece of paper..SAD POCKETS.(to the tune of the Hot Pockets song)
by J-crackem January 25, 2008
Get the Sad Pocketsmug. by daddyjosephine September 21, 2016
Get the Sad dickmug. A person(s) that leaves a definition on a web site, defacing definitions and claiming that certain definitions are not fit to reside in cyberspace. This person is usually guilty of doing that which he/she is accusing others of doing.
"I hate people that sit around all day and leave comments on websites that suck...oh, wait....that's me. Damn."
by beebo April 18, 2005
Get the Sad Bastardsmug. A very sad meme, usually stated as a response to something bad happening in the present, past, or future. This saying is a derivative of "Sad Face".
Person 1: I failed my exam bro.
Person 2: Sad meme.
Person 1: We are out of weed.
Person 2: Sad memeeeeeeee.
Person 1: I think we are going to lose the game.
Person 2: Sad meme, why do you think that?
Person 2: Sad meme.
Person 1: We are out of weed.
Person 2: Sad memeeeeeeee.
Person 1: I think we are going to lose the game.
Person 2: Sad meme, why do you think that?
by KhemBoi December 12, 2017
Get the sad mememug. Survivors way of interrogating someone who assaulted them on Christmas Day or Christmas Eve.
Survivors aren’t done ending lewd force
Survivors aren’t done ending lewd force
by elfyoulost July 5, 2022
Get the Sad Elfmug. I . When a male is engaging in an act of vigorous masterbation and is ready to induce a romantic explosion. However, the contents of the scene in the pornographic film unexpectedly switches to less desirable content after the masterbater has already committed to purging gametes. The resulting effect is the masterbater attempting to cease the ejaculation but experiences a low force expulsion of seminal fluid.
II . When a male is participating in sexual courtship with a female that is ravenously performing either oral pleasure, an eych-jay, or intercourse in an overly zealous manner causing the male to lose control of his mojo. The male tries to stop the sensation but is too late resulting in a low force expulsion of seminal fluid.
Note***
No orgasm is experienced during a sad volcano . . .
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II . When a male is participating in sexual courtship with a female that is ravenously performing either oral pleasure, an eych-jay, or intercourse in an overly zealous manner causing the male to lose control of his mojo. The male tries to stop the sensation but is too late resulting in a low force expulsion of seminal fluid.
Note***
No orgasm is experienced during a sad volcano . . .
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Examples:
I . Ya this one time I was watchin' a random video I found and it seemed legit so I took a gamble and committed before fast forwarding and then the scene switched to a zoom-in of some random guy beating off in the background. . . I tried to stop but it was a sad volcano.
II . Dasheekee was givin' me an eych-jay and then just stuck it in while we were watchin' Legend of the Hidden Temple on Nickelodeon but it felt too bomb so I told her to stop moving but it was too late . . . sad volcano.
I . Ya this one time I was watchin' a random video I found and it seemed legit so I took a gamble and committed before fast forwarding and then the scene switched to a zoom-in of some random guy beating off in the background. . . I tried to stop but it was a sad volcano.
II . Dasheekee was givin' me an eych-jay and then just stuck it in while we were watchin' Legend of the Hidden Temple on Nickelodeon but it felt too bomb so I told her to stop moving but it was too late . . . sad volcano.
by draconistheory.blogspot.com October 19, 2012
Get the Sad Volcanomug. When one attacks oneself verbally during a period of sadness or other negative emotion (anger, etc.), usually with plenty of force. (Ex.: Calling oneself an idiot, retard or other attribute that insults the person’s intelligence, actions, etc.). One will frequently speak in 2nd person. Sadness Aneurysms come in 3 stages:
1. The victim will begin to feel their sadness change to anger, and will occasionally begin to growl, grumble or otherwise voice their emotional morphing.
2. The victim will begin to mentally insult themselves, yelling insults at themselves in their heads. You should be able to tell by now if they are having a sadness aneurysm, as their face will frequently turn red.
3. The insults become verbal, and the person may mumble or shout them, depending on the severity of the sadness aneurysm. Eventually, the person will either cool down, or commit mass homicide to all around them. It is best not to talk to them, particularly in this stage, as they may lash out, making the sadness aneurysm worse. This stage gives the sadness aneurysm its name, as the victim will usually act as if they are having an aneurysm.
1. The victim will begin to feel their sadness change to anger, and will occasionally begin to growl, grumble or otherwise voice their emotional morphing.
2. The victim will begin to mentally insult themselves, yelling insults at themselves in their heads. You should be able to tell by now if they are having a sadness aneurysm, as their face will frequently turn red.
3. The insults become verbal, and the person may mumble or shout them, depending on the severity of the sadness aneurysm. Eventually, the person will either cool down, or commit mass homicide to all around them. It is best not to talk to them, particularly in this stage, as they may lash out, making the sadness aneurysm worse. This stage gives the sadness aneurysm its name, as the victim will usually act as if they are having an aneurysm.
John: Dammit! You should have gotten that test question right, you bumbling, idiotic fool! How can you live with yourself?!
Steve: What’s up with John?
Tom: Leave him be. He’s having a sadness aneurysm because he messed up on an easy question that failed him the math test today.
Steve: Oh. Ok.
Steve: What’s up with John?
Tom: Leave him be. He’s having a sadness aneurysm because he messed up on an easy question that failed him the math test today.
Steve: Oh. Ok.
by WrinklyWhitePooForFee April 10, 2019
Get the Sadness Aneurysmmug.