San Antonio 

Ahh. San Antonio Texas. It's the second largest city in The Lone Star State, and it's growing! San Antonio is looked upon as a positive area, for it's large expanse of churches, large education options, and many inspirational programs. Most love San Antonio for it's shopping. Offering many different malls, the two stand-outs are North Star Mall, and La Cantera. North Star has everything. It even offers higher end stores such as Louis Vuitton. It is a good place for shoppers of all budgets. La Cantera serves mostly the higher end residents of San Antonio, offering many tre-riche stores. San Antonio is enjoyed by tourists everywhere, because of it's historical attractions, (like the Alamo,) and theme parks such as Splash Town and Six Flags. Also popular is Sea World! There's a little bit of everything in this town. While there are some lower-budget areas, there are also some beautiful sub-divisions, and a large expanse of beautiful sights to see.

Girl #1-"Hey, let's hit some shops! Austin or SA?"

Girl#2-"San Antonio all the way. We have got to throw some stacks at Nordstrom"

San Antonio by vivalalindsey20 July 27, 2010

san marino

A place where the nerds of the world gather and learn about the ways of the world.

San Marino High School's prom is like at Borders.

san marino by Elliot Min January 15, 2005

San Francisco Bird Feeder 

To suck your own or another's cum out of a persons ass, then spit it into their mouth. Like a mother bird feeding her young.

Johnny begged Jacob to give him a San Francisco bird feeder last night.

San Francisco Bird Feeder by J. Francis June 6, 2010

San Fernando Roulette 

Two men double penetrate a woman and simultaneously ejaculate. Whoever impregnates the woman loses.

I can't believe we played San Fernando Roulette last night!

I know, we're such bro-mos. I sure hope I was firing blanks.

San Fernando Roulette by herb san October 21, 2010

San Diego Sandwich 

A bum fighting maneuver where one grabs his opponent, forces them down, and slaps two handfuls of sand into their mouth.

Dude, that asshole was talkin shit, so I gave him a San Diego Sandwich!

San Diego Sandwich by 707illa September 5, 2011

San Francisco Detour 

A sexual act in which a male places his penis head against either nostril of his partner just prior to ejaculation. Once ejaculation is imminent, the male exhorts, "I'm going to cum!". The 'detouree' then takes a deep breath through the nostrils, forcing the seminal fluid into the stomach by way of the nose--rather than the mouth--as is typically expected.

Note: If two men ejaculate in either nostril of the 'detouree', this is referred to simply as: A double detour.

"I'm sick and tired of having my genetic fluid travel down the same ol' street. This time it's going for a detour. A San Francisco Detour."

San Francisco Detour by Lah22 October 4, 2011

San Marin High-school 

The literal definition of depression stuck right in the middle of novato CA. You will not find a single happy soul here that isn't on drugs. If you encounter a freshman be sure to hit them with your car or kill them in any sort of way. To quote the school's principal, "the freshman class of 2022is a literal dumpster fire of human beings.”

"Dude i'm in a pit right now, I feel like i'm back at San Marin High-school."
"Darn dude! Meet me at SRJC and we can smoke some pot."
"Nah man I got to college of Marin”

San Marin High-school by Ihatefreshies May 28, 2019