ruben

Ruben a punk ass hater bean eating princess who thinks he's higher than other when he's a mark ass trick he tends 2 loves skeeza who got skeet on.

Hey Ruben your gay
Ruben why u hate
Ruben linda got skeeted on

by LoSt CuaZe June 17, 2004

Ruben

A confused, Mexican male that can’t even make up his mind of where he was born, he is usually an annoyance to his coworkers. He can’t hear and when he speaks one can hardly understand him. He is a complete IDIOT!

He is such a fucken Ruben!

by MJ03 May 12, 2009

Ruben

A spic with big titties who likes to step on big franks shoes

Damn Ruben you got some nice ass tits, “Thanks mang I forgot to wear my sports bra”

by Rubenhasniceasstities March 24, 2019

Ruben

A gangster that owns a pub probably called "Wig Wam" and sucks his grandmas toes

Grandma got her toes sucked - Ruben

by Gaylover39 August 31, 2019

Ruben

A fucking gay idiot, that thinks propellers are turbulence

"ruben is a cunt"

by BoiBoi799 March 9, 2020

Reuben

Reuben a.k.a the lover of Venessa. Reuben, the poster name for someone with absolutely no purpose whatsoever. Lethargic, defiant, aggressive are some of the words used to describe a Reuben. A Reuben is mind you 1 sus guy. He’ll make you feel like you’re suspicious but in reality he is the one who is suspicious. He has a nonchalant and unbothered attitude about everything but Venessa. So ya as a hole a Reuben is useless

Ohh there goes Reuben. The fuck is he doing here?

by Bruhhstfu@22 April 3, 2022

ruben

a short crackhead

he's crazy over rosa, who he'll never get

by samus May 11, 2004