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lube rodeo

Is when a broke back cowboy brings the KY Jello to a party wearing only a cowboy hat and boots with spurs.
Whose comin in hot to the lube rodeo...this guy, that’s who!
by Sasha77 May 13, 2018
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puppy rodeo

An action in which a puppy takes a chew toy hostage by grabbing hold with its teeth and front paws, tilts on its side, and uses its pelvis to slowly thrust, gradually gaining speed until it is until there is no way of stopping it.
Holy shit dude, your fucking dog is pulling a puppy rodeo!
by Pugboners March 8, 2017
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Texan Rodeo

While enjoying your bareback, doggie style entertainment, you lean over to your partner's ear and whisper "I have aids" or "I have _____." It can be anything really, as long as you make them buck.

8 Minutes and you win.
Remember, I said bareback.
"I only lasted two minutes into my Texan Rodeo! Bitch bucked me off quicker than her gynecologist."
by DasTesseract October 14, 2016
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Turd Rodeo

I went to my stepdaughters talent show - total turd rodeo.
by JMoYo1 December 2, 2019
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Maskwacis Rodeo

Used in sex , get on top and say something really disrespectful to them and try on after that
Stick your big toe in.... climb on her yell "Regulators! Mount up For Maskwacis Rodeo! smack her as hard as you can and then say in her ear your auntie feels better and hold on.
by Van Hammer December 16, 2019
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Blood Rodeo

When a woman is on her period and removes her tampon by ripping it out and spinning it around her head.
“Did you have sex with him? Aren’t you on your period?”

“We had a blood rodeo”
by Brittneydidntdoit February 22, 2020
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Rodeo done

Term used when you've done all that you can on a particular project when the deadline comes. You haven't completed everything, but you've done all you can. Refers to a cowboy at a rodeo who throws up his hands when his time is up and falls off the bucking bronco.
Jason: "Hey Shawn, did you complete the TPS report? It was due today."
Shawn: "No, I needed some more information that never came, so I called it rodeo done and submitted the report."
by SilentC February 21, 2012
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