noun, The term used to represent the event any man, including myself, despises: Getting an erection in public, usually when in an open area and/or near many other people. The victim generally walks like an old guy, seems to be weilding a very large gerbil in their pants, or simply tries to think of gory, morbid, discusting, non-arousing things to get rid of The Surpriser Riser. Usually, when the man may be ok with having an erection later, as he is alone, he will not get one. Until he goes out in public again.
by Carson Lynch July 13, 2006
Get the The Surpriser Riser mug.When someone has fallen asleep in death. The Styx river is a location in Greek mythology. Located in the Underworld, it is a river that serves as a barrier separating the world of the living from the world of the dead.
Larry: "Hey Joe where is our co-worker Kyle? I haven't seen him in a few days, hope he is okay."
Joe: "I hate to break it to ya Larry, but Kyle had crossed the Styx river recently."
Larry: "So Joe went on vacation? Sounds like a chill time if you ask me."
Joe: Sigh..."Kyle has died Larry.... I was at his funeral two days ago. Since his life went a total downward spiral, he must've reasoned it would have been better to do the one way trip down the proverbial Styx river than to be among the land of the living."
Larry: "Damn, I didn't know he was in such a dark place. He seemed to be such a bright & jolly dude. Well, I should pay my respects after work."
Joe: "I hate to break it to ya Larry, but Kyle had crossed the Styx river recently."
Larry: "So Joe went on vacation? Sounds like a chill time if you ask me."
Joe: Sigh..."Kyle has died Larry.... I was at his funeral two days ago. Since his life went a total downward spiral, he must've reasoned it would have been better to do the one way trip down the proverbial Styx river than to be among the land of the living."
Larry: "Damn, I didn't know he was in such a dark place. He seemed to be such a bright & jolly dude. Well, I should pay my respects after work."
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by BigPimpDaddy May 7, 2004
Get the red river mug.A ricer is an individual who "modifies" their vehicles with aftermarket or homemade components that offer little or no performance gain. Large mufflers resulting in a loud, low tone, lawnmower sound is very popular among ricers. Ricers also are obsessed with stickers, big spoilers, and body kits. Often, ricers neglect to paint body panels such as having a full primer gray body kit. Lamborghini(verticle) doors on Honda Civics are the reason Lamborghinis don't have Lamborghini doors anymore.
Contrary to popular belief, the term "ricer" has nothing to do with Asian vehicles:
"Rice" is an acronym for "Radically Immature Car Enthusiast".
Although the majority of ricers choose to "modify" base level Asian compact cars (IE: Honda Civics), have you ever seen a Chevrolet Cavalier or Dodge Neon? Enough said.
Ricers are famous for driving around revving their motors and trying to race everyone they see.
Contrary to popular belief, the term "ricer" has nothing to do with Asian vehicles:
"Rice" is an acronym for "Radically Immature Car Enthusiast".
Although the majority of ricers choose to "modify" base level Asian compact cars (IE: Honda Civics), have you ever seen a Chevrolet Cavalier or Dodge Neon? Enough said.
Ricers are famous for driving around revving their motors and trying to race everyone they see.
That civic is completely riced out and the 16 year old with the sideways hat playing loud rap music is a huge ricer.
There is a gathering of ricers at price chopper.
There is a gathering of ricers at price chopper.
by kevtek March 19, 2011
Get the Ricer mug.River Valley High School is a prestigious school which offers IP in Singapore.
It is also the first Chinese middle school set up by the Singapore government.
Most of the ppl here are very nice and kind, including students, staffs and teachers.
However, something horrible happened in this school in July. It really reminds us how important mental health is.
Hope that there won't be any similar incident happen.
It is also the first Chinese middle school set up by the Singapore government.
Most of the ppl here are very nice and kind, including students, staffs and teachers.
However, something horrible happened in this school in July. It really reminds us how important mental health is.
Hope that there won't be any similar incident happen.
by Hannnnnnn. August 24, 2021
Get the River Valley High School mug.Hood River is both a river and a town. The area is known for Wind-surfing and Kite-boarding and Snow-boarding and skiing. It is close by the Mt. Hood and Mt. Adams, both of which are visible from various parts of the town. It is home to many fun shops such as G. Wilikers (toys) Candy Land, Mike's Ice Cream, and many restaurants. those are only a few of the many shops in Hood River. Another fun thing about Hood River is it's tradition of First Friday. On the first Friday of every month during the spring, summer, and early fall there is a sort of celebration where people have stands open, and different activities are around on all the streets Downtown.
I'm going to go to Hood River this summer to take some kite-boarding lessons, and go to First Friday!
by Poemrider December 24, 2010
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