orville redenbacher

cockney rhyming slang for 'Shocker'

Sometimes abbreviated to orville.

That guy just got blown out by three chicks in a row. He's having an absolute orville.

Two in the pink, one in the stink, gave her a cheeky orville redenbacher.

by jazzyfizzle98 November 19, 2010

Redenbacher

A 35+ year old man who goes for the younger ladies. Usually goes to clubs and other places where younger women hang out so that he can try to get with them.

Wow Stacy, that redenbacher I was with last night was great and showed me a lot of new things to do while having intercourse.

by 345674523 August 17, 2008

Red Dead Redemption

When having sex with your partner, they must be on their period, and you have to wear a cowboy hat, while screaming "Yeehaw!"

Me and my girlfriend were play Red Dead Redemption last night. If you know what I mean...

by Fedora Tricks January 23, 2019

lightweight reader

Someone who gets sleepy or passes out shortly after starting to read.

"Im so screwed for this test, I didn't study at all."
"Why not? We had all week!"
"Im a lightweight reader man, I never made it past section one."

by Orionis70 March 18, 2012

readed

the past tense of 'read'

i just readed a book and it was unbad

by Fatty McButterpants December 12, 2007

Red Rocket Rendezvous

A party, place, or any situation that is completely lacking any memeber of the female sex.

Dude, I totally agree, wwcc IS a huge red rocket rendezvous.

by lumps329 January 19, 2009

Redenbacher

When an older man dates a younger woman. The male equivalent of a cougar.

Woody Allen is a Redenbacher.

by Lactam August 14, 2008