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matthew reed

A guy that compares himself to everyone and everything’ loves deep but controlling
by Jkaghd May 12, 2018
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Patrick Reed

To knowingly violate any rule of the game of golf while simultaneously denying said violation regardless of video evidence.
My lie was so terrible I decided to Patrick Reed it.
by FAMUgolfer July 22, 2022
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Reed

a very homosexual male, usually has a broken penis and is barely a non-virgin. although he has many friends he cant escape the loneliness inside of him. faps too much- so much that his mom starts crying whenever she sees him because she's walked in on him too many times.
great friend, loyal, caring about others, says the N word and "fag" too much, gets turned on by everything including the quadratic formula.
god complex, likes the feeling of demonetization.
gay for both drake AND josh from drake and josh.
he also kinda has a bowl cut but he told us not to regard it.
i think thats about it
no example needed we all know
reed im just kidding dont be a sad b0i
"wow, how reed of you to wear a rainbow flag to school!"
by yeetthebaby03 November 13, 2018
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Reed Kessler

Reed Kessler is an amazing horseback rider. She first went into the olympics and got on the equestrian team at age 16 now she attends college while continuing horse shows. She is awesome
Gosh did you see Reed Kessler in the horse show today! She got first place she is awesome
by HorseGirl13107 April 7, 2019
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Reed

A name that defines the hottest, sexiest man youll ever meet.
Ugly mf: i wish i was a reed
reed: well too bad ur ugly asf
by GIANTBLACK COCK MAN April 5, 2023
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reed

that inoing kid every one knows he thaks he knows every littil thang but we all know he dosent he thanks hes sooo cool but he not!! to bub hem you can just cal hem reeda
is that reed im going to call hem reeda
by drrtrrrrrr February 6, 2020
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fei reed

a little fellow who speaks the language of chinese and enjoys calling out microagressions. They constantly teach us of the ways of chinese animals and humans such as Charleston the cow who's life is ruined by eating a hamburger. Fei reed 是一个很好的老师 Which directly translate to fei reed eats donkey ass.
Wow did you see those fei reeds at the restaurant. They must really like eating dog on a stick.
by ;;lbdopeibpgo;wjk[ June 9, 2018
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