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Ghost-read

To gather information from forums or community websites while not being a member to the site or having a screen name and not participating in the discussion.
I ghost-read here often enough that I decided to sign up last week.
by Starbelt October 28, 2010
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The Baby Mind Reader

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Derek Ogilvie is a Scottish "psychic" (or rather psycho) who uses cold reading techniques, and pretends in all seriousness that he can read unruly babies' minds for their parents. What he actually does is mention a series of possible reasons why the mother is single or the couple aren't getting on very well until he hits the jackpot and they cry, having not imparted any practical advice as to how to deal with the errant child. He has a television show in the UK on Channel 5. He's a fraud.
I can't see how anyone actually believes The Baby Mind Reader is actually a psychic... he's blatantly guessing.
by Dijital-JB September 19, 2006
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read

When someone does not get a text back, most commonly from a girl or boy the person likes.
Boy* hey can we meetup sometime?
Girl he likes* "read 2:30pm"
by Purewaterdrinking January 7, 2019
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read

In competitive Smash Bros and possibly other fighting games, a read is a term used to describe when a player predicts their opponents actions and takes advantage of them - usually leading to a KO
*Player 2 - *rolls around the stage*
Player 1: *forward smashes player 2 in the opposite direction and KO's Player 2

"That read made every English teacher in America happy."
by ill2-l April 24, 2015
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Reader's Block

The process of reading a piece of literature without remembering a word that you read. A moment in one's life where they cannot for the life of them bring themselves to pick up a book and read.
Guy 1: I love this book, it's so good! What are you reading, Guy 2?

Guy 2: I just read the first page of "To kill a mockingbird" and didnt comprehend a word. I must have Reader's Block.
by Mr.JamesGoudie May 28, 2009
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reade

Hot dude who is the heart of any party.
Did you see that hot new guy at school?
Yeah. He's a total Reade!
by I'm One Hot Mama July 6, 2016
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Comment Reader

1. A person who goes around his/her friend's myspace and reads that person's comments.

2. A person who reads comments on other people's myspace.
Jimmy: Hey Suzie, I see you invited Jake to the concert but not me!

Suzie: How did you know?

Jimmy: I read your comments on your Myspace

Suzie: You Comment reader!!!

Jimmy: That's not what your mom called me yesturday when she posted that bulletin!
by D-Ron Kelso August 15, 2006
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