reading

when you fuck a book
and you start cumming in it and pages dissolve

and then you proceed to blow up a plane while a rusty chevrolet is driving on the ground on fire

jhon: was jeffery reading
jeffery: I was driving a plane to blow it up

by john6969696420420420 November 30, 2024

Reading Blindness

When there's a term in a text/book you are reading, and you don't know what the term means, nor is it being defined further into the text. You don't understand what the term adds to the context of what you're reading.

"This topic deals with the philosophy of egalitarianism. It plays a great part in..."

You: "Um... reading blindness much? Is this going to explain what egalitarianism is to us or no?"

by vvaerea March 2, 2025

Reading Between the Texts

Akin to the phrase “Reading between the lines” reading between the texts is a phrase used to describe the confusion of tone and implication in texting, especially with the member of preferred sex.

She texted me “Hey” but with 2 y’s. Maybe she thinks I’m cute, but I could be reading between the texts.

by Parabeetle March 9, 2025

Reading Coperehension Effect

when someone claims you don't understand the writing of a particular story or character instead of just admitting their character written like shit

Notable benefactors of the Reading Coperehension Effect are Jinrang from Lookism and Yuno from Black Clover

by theknownallbeall August 9, 2025

The Readings

A homeboys referance to homework involing the hood and other homeboy related works.

Do the readings blood!

by Anonymous November 5, 2003

Kerrigan Reading

A freakin ahmazing person, your best friend, and the person everyone is jealous of. She is absolutely gorgeous in every way. Shes a great secret keeper, and will always be there for you. She looks like she couldnt harm a fly butt she can kick your freaking butt if she needs too. Shes usually a very great dancer and she kicks butt at everything she does. Shes such a great girlfriend and if you didnt give her a chance then youre missing out. She can sometimes be full of herself though. If you dont know a Kerrigan Reading you should because she is the best thing that will ever happen to you. Peace out!

Person: I can't beleive I dumped Kerrigan Reading!!! She was the most amazing person ever.

Person: I so wish I was friends with Kerrigan Reading. She seems so cool!!

by duckshutup August 7, 2010

Mastur-reading

Pleasuring one's self to a novel or any form of text that doesn't involve another person. (Not to be confused with sexting)

I spotted an old man mastur-reading in the far corner of the library.

by Creepy Guy in The Library October 15, 2011