Redenbacher

An older man who likes to date younger women. The male version of a cougar.
Coined by The Daily Show's Kristen Schaal.

Michael Douglas is such a Redenbacher. I mean, he's like twice the age of Catherine Zeta Jones.

by Sandra C. August 12, 2008

redenbacher

An older man that dates a younger woman

My uncle is such a redenbacher, he's dating a girl thirty years younger than he is!

by Kyuubi32835 August 12, 2008

reader

Someone who has read the books of a popular movie or TV series. These people will generally laud it over "watchers" with comments like "I knew that was going to happen" or "it was way better in the book" or "If you think this is good, you should read the books"

They can generally be spotted as being the ones pulling out their camera phones to record "reaction videos" at a crucial moment during a critical episode of a movie or TV episode (a la the Game of Thrones 'Red Wedding' reaction video phenom) -- thus generally giving away to the "lesser people" that shit is about to get hectic.

Don't be that guy.

How can you tell if someone is a reader?

DON'T WORRY, THEY'LL TELL YOU.

by jeffois June 13, 2013

Dirty Redenbacher

Put Redenbachers popcorn kernels in a woman's vagina then begin to have regular sexual intercourse, the friction from the penis will cause the kernels to pop wildly out of control. Then begin to pig out in the sex cave. ( you can also do this while enjoying a nice 69.) Only works with Orville Redenbachers all natural popping pop corn and butter. (do not use i cant believe its not butter, for this will cause you to think, wow this is not butter this hurts.

Zach and Sarah performed a dirty redenbacher on saturday, it smelled delicious!!!

by paullywally March 16, 2009

Redenbacher

A man dating a woman significantly younger than himself.

This girl in my Econ class is dating some Redenbacher with his own private jet. He's probably making the payments on it with his Social Security checks.

by Not a Redenbacher August 15, 2008

selective reading

When you have no intention of reading someone's bullshit. So you scan read and only pick out what is relevant to you.

JamsBeam: "I'm going to write a name with my right hand and I'll eat a chip with my left hand"
Me:"are you having a Ketos session Bro?"
JamsBeam:"How does your mind completely erase the word write and replace it with masturbating?"
Me:"it's called selective reading"

by GbAbE September 9, 2018

readence

Derived from the words "Bad-ass Mother-fucker" or Party Machine. German drinking Champion!!!!!
Gets along with the Team Thoren clan!

Sam L. Jackson could've said,"My wallet says Readence on it" rather than,"My wallet says Bad-ass Mother-fucker on it"
-From Pulp Fiction

by ToddR. June 13, 2008