raccooning (verb)
ra·coon·ing | /rəˈko͞oniNG/
1. The art of staying home all day doing absolutely nothing productive — just eating trash food, binging movies, gaming, scrolling, and living like a little indoor trash panda.
2. A full-day commitment to laziness, snacks, and zero social interaction. Similar to “goblin mode,” but cuter and grimier.
ra·coon·ing | /rəˈko͞oniNG/
1. The art of staying home all day doing absolutely nothing productive — just eating trash food, binging movies, gaming, scrolling, and living like a little indoor trash panda.
2. A full-day commitment to laziness, snacks, and zero social interaction. Similar to “goblin mode,” but cuter and grimier.
• “Don’t text me today, I’m raccooning hard with chips and Netflix.”
• “She skipped the party to raccoon on the couch with ice cream and Mario Kart.”
• “If chilling were a sport, raccooning would win gold every time.”
• “She skipped the party to raccoon on the couch with ice cream and Mario Kart.”
• “If chilling were a sport, raccooning would win gold every time.”
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She gave herself the CHOCOLATE RACCOON.
She gave herself the CHOCOLATE RACCOON.
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Yo I raccoon peached this girl from tinder last night.
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Now thats a woman.
She cracked the peach pit with her asshole.
Now thats a woman.
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Usually with big bags under they’re eyes from sleep deprivation
Often have attachment issues and self worth issues but they’re really loyal and affectionate
Usually with big bags under they’re eyes from sleep deprivation
Often have attachment issues and self worth issues but they’re really loyal and affectionate
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