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quotatious

A phrase that lends itself to a "good" quote.

A saying that is "nice" to say, sounds good.
Time is the fire in which we burn--Star Trek

is quotatious, sounds good, and also "true". (A quote doesn't have to be true to be quotatious, just this example is.)
by Zenobia0000 October 28, 2004
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Chump's Quote

The act of walking into a car dealership and asking the salesman for a price on a car instead of negotiating with the general manager.
I ended up getting fucked at the new car lot because I agreed to chump's quote.
by grillinman75 April 22, 2021
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quotey

An adjective describing speech, when what someone is saying starts to become more and more quotable. The actual quality of the "quotable" material is irrelevant. Along the same vein as preachy.
"Around the middle of the speakers presentation against abortion, it got very quotey."

"Quotey speech is the bread and butter of inspirational tactics"
by Corbin G December 9, 2007
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Get a Quote

Often used in advertisments found on websited like this one where kids shitpost
Often used in advertisments made/created by insurance companies such as Geico or Progressive.
..surprising. What's not surprising? How much Cheryl saved 15% on bundling home and auto. Switch to Geico and save up to 15% or more on car insurance.
The ad usually asks you to get a quote. Not the television ad, but the website ad.
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quota monkey

A highway cop mainly engaged in writing speeding tickets while more dangerous driving behaviors are ignored, due to either explicit or implicit quotas set for his continued employment; one who values ticket revenue over public safety.
In the time it took me to change the flat for the distraught young mother, I watched a team of QUOTA MONKEYS a quarter mile away stop three unfortunates who'd picked up an extra 5 or 10 mph coming off a steep hill.
by Teedog December 14, 2008
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Stan Quotes

Stan quotes are derived from a lovely website, stan-quotes.org. They are quotes a Stan has said, but said Stan shall not be mentioned here. It has recently become open-source and multiple apps for iPhones have been created to make an easy-to-access database of Stan Quotes.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear that thing Stan said about Moby Dick?

Person 2: Oh yeah, totally, I saw it on Stan Quotes!
by ......lol May 5, 2011
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quotard

mike "likes it in the butt" stangelo
by Anonymous September 9, 2003
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