power pootie

A pootie tang so well seasoned that you cannot satisfy it through conventional means. Generally, the wise and prepare male will enter the heart of darkness with a pair of asbestos gloves and two bare wires plugged in a wall socket.

Damn! Jessica has a rabbit, a walrus, and a double dong by her nightstand! That's some power pootie!

by dirTsamoan July 3, 2003

Potion

A magical drink of sort, its often used in faerie tales to do magical stuff. As shrink your body, turn your self into a fish e.t.c.

Yo i should have drunk that potion, now ill stay a geek forever.

by your dyde September 15, 2003

pooticus

Foul stench that has just come up and kissed you in the face. Often results in room evacuation.

JD pooticused while on skype with a friend and had to get up and leave the room.

by The Llamas April 5, 2010

Pooticle

Small shards of poo that get sprayed during a particularly wet fart.

I hate doing my husband's washing, his pooticles always skid up his undies.

by dontfeedthemonkeys.com July 15, 2010

POOTIE SALAD

What you call someone when you don't know what else to call them but you want to insult them and also make them laugh.

guess what? you're a pootie salad!

by Dani Jeebs December 3, 2010

Ghetto Potion

like normal 'potions', 'ghetto potion' helps cures sickness. ingredients include basic vegetables, noodles, and most important chicken! being that chicken is the African Americans most stereotypical favored food, thats where the word 'ghetto' comes from.

dang homie im feelin' a lil sick-_- i need some 'ghetto potion' to help me feel better:)

by vintz charming January 12, 2008

Pooting

Tweeting while having a poo, making good use of your 'downtime'.

I was just pooting you this morning.

I am going to poot.

by Nunnintheuk June 18, 2013