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sock puddle

What occurs when someone wears socks that are way too small for their feet. The socks slip under the person's heels and settle under the arches of their feet, forming a "puddle" of their sock(s).
While walking to school, John felt his feet starting to get uncomfortable. He realized he was getting sock puddles, as a result of wearing his smallest ankle socks.
by Gennabee January 27, 2010
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Meaty puddle slapper

One huge, impressive beast of a penis that is best used to slap a vagina into submission.
"That bitch was wet, but far too tight for me to slip it in her, so I just got my Meaty puddle slapper on the case"
by Afeps February 19, 2010
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bed puddle

A gathering of cum that forms in the sheets following sex or a really steamy dream. It often leads to sheets being washed or if feeling exceptionally shameful, burned.
Girl: YOU BUTTHOLE, you had me land in a bed puddle!!!
Me: I'll start the fire.
by ShroomBear September 9, 2015
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Dope Puddle Cheater

A Man Who Lays With Other Women To Use Meth. To make use of a love pipe and only lay with his girlfriend as needed.
Bro it's time you stop being a Dope Puddle Cheater to your girlfriend / wife/ or ex.
by Stephens Og Red 307 Wonder wom November 8, 2020
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Dope Puddle Cheater

Cheat on or with anyone to obtain Meth. Man or Woman Friend or Girl Friend Wife Ex
Your Man their sure has turned into a Dope Puddle Cheater
by Stephens Og Red 307 Wonder wom November 8, 2020
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Fart Puddle

When any type of biological creature with an anus farts so hard, that the gas released changes into a liquid halfway to the ground as a puddle.
Damn! That monkey had a Fart Puddle! Better get out of here!
by Rionox December 7, 2022
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egyptian mud puddle

Jerk off next to your sleeping girlfriend and blow your load in her bellybutton and let it dry up over night
My girlfriend was asleep when I got home last night, i tried to wake her up, she pushed me away so I gave her an egyptian mud puddle.
by BigDHill September 22, 2015
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