Pillow puddle

4 of more pillows creating a person like form to comfort the lonely

Lisa’s boyfriend left so she made a pillow puddle to pretend he’s still with her

by Bubble bear May 19, 2020

turd puddle

a turd that feels solid when it is going through the anal cavity and in to the rectum, but when you poop it is a turd that looks like a mud puddle.

i took laxatives and was deceived by a turd puddle

by platinumgaming57 January 23, 2021

Tuna puddle

Wet spot from a good night of sex!!

Mark was having a good night sex with his sister until he rolled over into the tuna puddle and almost drowned!

by Thomas broadway December 8, 2021

Your shithole's a puddle

An expression used to compare one person's problems to someone else's.

To make the listener realize he is lucky compared to others.

Your life's a shithole? Well your shithole's a puddle compared to the people starving in Africa every day while you sit at home and get beat by your husband. We both know who has things worse.

by Christopho: the G.I. Joe November 26, 2010

Goose stuck in the puddle

The sound an unconscious person's hand makes when forced to aggressively slap an excessively moist vagina by the finger bang recipient.

Yo bro, early morning? I hear that goose stuck in the puddle this morning.

by Sean mcvay April 6, 2017

Sitting in a puddle

When a female gets so aroused over something but they just have to sit in their own wetness because they're in public.

"I saw that shirtless scene and ended up sitting in a puddle for the rest of the movie."

by skywalker3880 January 4, 2022

puddle slut

A chick who after ridin' her hard falls a sleep in the wet spot that runs out her box after pounding her with your pud

Mary is such a puddle slut that she doesn't even roll over cause she loves cum

by BigT May 14, 2004