probe

probes (more commonly known as anal probes) originated from a documentary based on future events. Aliens documented an entire war between our race and two others. They came to earth a few years ago and gave that information to someone that happened to work in blizzard. Being the evil bastard that the guy is he got it turned into a computer game and made some heavy bling bling off of it. The probe used to be the invisible unit that flew around and didnt attack but the basic building unit stole his name cause they didnt like bob the builder as a name. the ex-probes soon later adopted the name "observer". after the government seen how useful the enemy technology was to the enemy they have yet not met, they stole it and probed through the galaxy. Some mad scientist name pimp daddy stole the technology and now flies through peoples asses fo fun w it.

mom: hey timmy get out of the damn bed now, schools about to start u bitch.
timmy: i cant mommy the probe is bangin my anal open hard!

by YO MY HO February 26, 2003

processed meat

Oral gratification of a man's genitalia. Getting Head. Receiving a blowjob.

I was in the back room gettin some processed meat by this one bitch.

She's hella good, she'll process yo meat my nigguh.

by stray bullitts January 16, 2009

Probe Finger

The finger that says, "I'm going for some butt stuff."

It was getting monotonous, so I used my probe finger. And she agreed! Yay!

by socalled March 17, 2015

proest

the pro of all the pros

look at that boi, he’s the proest of all the fortnite pros

by zaddy zicko May 11, 2018

the processing

the paperwork, hoop jumping, cup peeing, sweet talking, etc one must endure in order to get a job and/or sex partner

john wanted a job and a sex partner, but dreaded the processing

the processing required for simple survival seems to be never-ending

by michael foolsley November 27, 2009

Thot Process

The act of selling prostitutes, ie thots.
(That
Ho
Over
There)

A prostitution ring.

"He's running a thot process over there... See his hos?"

by wolfknightofthe July 19, 2016

Process

1: The action that will screw over Detroit Lions fans while in Chicago
2:Process is the word used to describe screwing Lions.
3: Process the thing that ruined football

Friend 1: Did you see that Lions game today?
Friend 2: Ya damn Process fucked us over!!!!

by lionsboy September 12, 2010