Pooming

Taking a Poop 💩 or sitting on the commode while on a Zoom call.

Dude are you sitting on the commode? You’re totally “pooming” on the conference call

OMG Mike you totally “poomed” on that call we heard you flush!

by Translayta December 8, 2020

Poomie

When you think that you’re something but you’re not.

Example 1:
Maria (the nerd): I’m so cool.
Cathy: You’re poomie.

Example 2:

Boyo (the ugly boy): I’m handsome.
Carla: You’re soooo poomie.

by boyoandcarla March 13, 2021

poomeister

A poomeister is someone who stores feces beneath their fupa for good luck.

"I can't believe how well Lily is playing on the court today."
"Yeah I know, I think it is because she recently became a poomeister."

by Dr. Queeg Dunce March 15, 2021

poomeistress

A poomeistress is a poomeister who fails to attain luck and is just stuck with feces beneath their fupa and nothing to do other than eat it.

"It is really sad that Tre's attempt to be a poomeister failed. Now he has to face the shame of being a poomeistress."

by Dr. Queeg Dunce March 16, 2021

Poomp

Someone who is being mean

Hey that dude is being a poomp...he won’t let me share his hamburger.

by Queen Pips April 17, 2021

poomira

is amazing is mega poo like jeez poo!

poomira est cool

by HAHHAHAHAHA YA April 28, 2021

Poom

The Destroyer of Worlds.

We must take control of the Poom machine!

by AmeJoe June 14, 2021