Programmer

Noun /ˈprōˌɡramər/

A machine that turns coffee into code.

Som1: Are you a programmer?
Me: Yes.
My Brain: *Converting coffee into code* please do not move in the process! (in robot voice)

by BGP100 July 19, 2022

Programmer

Noun /ˈprōˌɡramər/

A machine that turns coffee into code.

Som1: Are you a programmer?
Me: Yes.
My Brain: *Converting coffee into code* please do not move in the process! (in robot voice)

by BGP100 July 19, 2022

programming

When your locked up in Jail, Prison and you Workout either with cellmates or your race when its Yard Time.

Red- I was programming wit the Norte's back in the Pen.

by God'sWarrior23 July 19, 2022

Programagrad.

An incredibly stupid bi- ped who buys into a pyramid scheme of epic psychological bullshit who allows others to correct the course of they're life at great cost unconstitutionally, uses them for personal gain and then watches them implode.

If one more programagrad. tries to tell me that it's for the "cause" or my own good I will explode if they don' t kill me first.

by Jedsall August 30, 2022

Programming

Programming is hitting plastic and make the screen go beep beep boop boop and then you get cash

"Hey John" "Hey Carl" "Can you something for me?" "No, I'm busy programming"

by Realirist January 22, 2023

Programming Boner

The sudden urge to code a new application just because someone gave you an idea.

Person: "Just imagine a website where people could document slang words."
Developer: "Man, you gave me the biggest programming boner right now!"

by Taway May 23, 2023

profrastinator

some one that is a professional procrastinator

When it comes to delaying tasks until the eleventh hour, nobody excels quite like Jimmy. He's a true expert and profrastinator,the top of his field at putting things off."

by Punkrockcliche July 20, 2023