My problem

I find the insinuation that I am using others (solely) for the purpose of my own aggrandizement both condescending and insult and I feel as though I'm being used for the aggrandizement of others in a manner that is both retaliatory and spiteful in reference to various slights (perceived or otherwise) for the purpose of some kind of "hoisted by my own petard" type, conceptual, punishment.

That's my problem.

by Hym Iam July 15, 2022

art of problem solving

AoPS. A dating site for asian tryhards.

yo, I have a new boyfriend
already? its been 4 days oml
haha yeah, his art of problem solving username is forester2015

by simonicornie March 31, 2021

I think that's a you problem.

A cleaner way to say "I didn't cause this, you did bitch." Sometimes used when you are boiling with anger but are in front of someone but do not want to say anything bad so you just fabricate this sentance.

Person 1; Dude why the hell did you not help me cheat during the test?!!? I failed all cause of you!
(Person 2's christian friends are watching)
Person 2; Shut the fuck u- I think that's a you problem.

by Your own personal fuckface September 15, 2020

problem sets

The bane of every highschooler's existence.

Goddammit, I forgot to do my problem sets.

by stapler November 22, 2005

Problem child

A problem child not to be confused with a problematic child (a child who actually does bad things) is a child who (usually middle) is blamed for every problem even if there is no real problem. The parents usually think that the child is an attention seeker when the child wants nothing to do with attention.

That problem child of mine is going through another one of their phases. Their just a little attention sponge aren't they.

by T1nky W1nky November 21, 2021

problemage

the act of having a problem with something

if you dissagree with my opinions on made up words i will have some problemage with you

by N. King November 10, 2004

you know you got problems

A term used to tell somebody that they aren't in no way better than you and that they themselves have issues, but don't want to show because they want to maintain a image as if they have it all and got it together. Every body has problems.

Mentioned in a Too Short song.

Adam: Man my, 1991 Ford broke down and I have no money to get it fix man.

Steven: Well maybe if you would upgrade and get you a better car like my brand new Mercedes-Benz, you wouldn't have that problem.

Adam: Fuck you bitch, you know you got problems.

by thatdude23 October 10, 2012