not my problem

A really annoying string of words that people use when they don't want to admit responsibility for anything.

Sheila: "You used all the gas in my car! How do you expect me to get to work?!"
Jared: "Not my problem."

by MCsquirrel April 27, 2017

that's not my problem

to be used when something just is not your problem.

"Dude, John found out I slept with Sean and now he thinks I'm a slut!"

"that's not my problem."

by OMonty May 12, 2008

probossibly

a mixture of probably and possibly
quite useful

guy 1 : "are you going out tonight?"
guy 2 : "probossibly"

by bobog September 16, 2004

problematic

used mainly by the woke group of people. 99% of the time it is used to call out a non-existent problem in society, or by antis to complain about fiction they don't like.

Bob: hey dude I just saw the dumbest vice article. they are claiming losing weight is "problematic" and "fatphobic"
Steve: I fucking hate vice, it's like they are entirely staffed by a bunch of 14 year old white girls that get offended by everything

by p.p. erect January 22, 2022

probation slut

A temporary girlfriend designated solely for the duration of a state mandated probation. One is specifically acquired for duties such as: sperm depository, taxi services, meal preparatory, & financial assistance. Probation slut is immediately dismissed upon completion of probation.

Ernie: "So what?... are you gonna hibernate now that you plead guilty to your DUI?!"

Gill: "It's all good, go me a probation slut."

by Ernie Gucci & Chuck Peterson April 27, 2010

probability

The chances of something happening

Hey Dave, what's the probability of rain tonight?

by Yahooyas29 January 27, 2004

is there an officer problem?

to be so shwayested when pulled over by the po po and mistakenly jumble up your words

excuse me, is there an officer problem?

by Double AYE July 16, 2010