When the male shits on the females stomach then the female proceeds to crab walk around the room while you try to jizz on the shit hence the name target practice.
Hey Dave! My girlfriend and I doing Target Practice last night! I'm not very accurate so there's jizz everywhere in my room!
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Fake vegetarians who have co-opted the term to make themselves feel better and/or undermine the identity of actual vegetarians.
Gopi Kallayil, a blogger for Huffington Post and Marketer for Google, claims to have invented this term to describe himself.
Gopi Kallayil, a blogger for Huffington Post and Marketer for Google, claims to have invented this term to describe himself.
PV: I am a vegetarian, but I love hamburgers and steak and will eat them if there is nothing else around.
AV: Well then, you are not really a vegetarian, are you?
PV: Sure I am, I just made up a new definition of vegetarian. I call it "Practical Vegetarian".
AV: What a great idea! I am going to start calling myself a doctor, even though I never went to medical school. I am a "practical doctor"!
AV: Well then, you are not really a vegetarian, are you?
PV: Sure I am, I just made up a new definition of vegetarian. I call it "Practical Vegetarian".
AV: What a great idea! I am going to start calling myself a doctor, even though I never went to medical school. I am a "practical doctor"!
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Teacher: What are you kids doing after class today?
Student: Cheech and I are going to take batting practice behind the bleachers.
Student: Cheech and I are going to take batting practice behind the bleachers.
by Joe Show October 27, 2007
Get the batting practice mug.1. When an individual or group of individuals opt to join a cult wherein one is to deny themselves the simple pleasures of hygiene. Every two years, one of them is given the chance to venture out into society to spread "the word". When this individual is seen in the general population, CONTACT PRECAUCTIONS dictates that no sane person should attempt to physically contact that person, even by phone, lest he or she catch even the idea of the whiff of this skanky person's stank.
Kelsey's cousin, Herman, is in town since joining that poopy cult. It would be advised to practice Contact Precautions against that snood.
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