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Practicing to become gay

Snubbing or being mean to the opposite sex for no real reason, Usually done by younger people.
high schooler #1 - Yo bitch! You're so dumb, I hate you!
high schooler #2 - Why did you say that? She's nice.
high schooler #1 - I don't know, I just hate her, she's a bitch.
high schooler #2 - What are you doing, practicing to become gay?
by the_carrot September 23, 2007
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Practically Spooning

When two people are almost, or sort of spooning, they are said to be 'practically spooning'.
Tor wished he could spoon her, but practically spooning was as far as he could get.
by 10manbandit February 4, 2010
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nurse practitioner

a little understood profession by the public an advanced nurse praticioner or ANP is an individual who has completed graduate school for nursing and does very much the same job as a doctor but makes more and is payed by whatever company they work for instead of by the pateint from insurance companies. they can determine diagnosis and write perscriptions to treat pateints. in certain specalties they report to a doctor once a week so they can check the paper work.
hi, im a nurse practitioner, whats the problem
patient : when am i going to see the doctor
ANP: you wont ill be treating you
pateint: so your a doctor
ANP: no im a nurse pratitioner
pateint: so why am i not seeing a doctor
ANP: becouse i can give you the same treatment as a doctor, now what are you here for?
by ANPnurse January 4, 2010
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choir practice

taking a very painful shit that makes you scream in pain, most likely from eating a lot of taco bell.
laine: why is he screaming in there?
tricia: probably choir practice.
laine: oh yeah.
by FunnyTsunny September 26, 2015
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nurse practitioner

A professional who worked through school as a registered nurse, spent exponentially more time with patients than an ivy league prepped medical doctor fresh out of residency, coordinates care better than experienced physicians, knows what happens after a referral is sent, works directly with insurance companies, practices holistic care, still cares about the patients they see, and at a fraction of the cost of a burnt out physician. Like, by a lot. Want less expensive healthcare? go nurse practitioner.
America: "Man, these costs are astronomical!" Shouldn't it be less expensive to provide primary, specialty, non-surgical, preventive care to a larger population?"

Nurse Practitioner: "Yes."

*****************

Physician: "Screw rural healthcare, I'm movin to the city!"

Nurse Practitioner: "See ya!"
by Private Practicality February 26, 2020
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Practice Hole

A "dress (or un-dress) rehearsal" for sex. Practicing with a friend or experienced individual before your first real deal. Can be said while simultaneously making "putting" motion, i.e., as if before starting a game of mini-golf.
"I talked with her the other day, and she's totally willing to be your practice hole if you're interested."
by diiiiicky laf. January 11, 2009
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practical larry

When a skinny man with a tiny dick gets a object shoved up his ass and it comes out of his penis very painfully.
I thought it was just going to be a regular date, but it seems she gave me a practical larry! Its bleeding everywhere!!!
by Breck177 January 10, 2009
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