Pouche

Someone who is a Pussy but also a douche.

Garrett won't talk to that girl but he thinks he's hot shit, he is such a pouche.

by accordingtoyou July 9, 2016

nom pouch

Slang for a burrito. Often filled with delicious things, such as rice, meat (often chicken), and beans. Some nom pouches are frozen and must be defrosted and heated before consumption.

You can pick up a delicious nom pouch in San Francisco's mission district.

by turtlemadness55 February 21, 2011

Cock Pouch

A tight warm pussy that fits nicely around your cock

Bitch gotta tight cock pouch!

by Rock Ultra January 22, 2023

cream pouch

A bag or pure sperm

Jim: hey mike I’m hungry
Mike: here eat one of my cream pouches

Jim: thanks mike
Mike: no problem jim

by Cream_enthusiast August 9, 2022

Bone Pouch

A slang term for a woman's vagina. As in the place where a male would place his boner. In a bone pouch.

She makes me so hard. I just want to put my d#ck in her bone pouch.

by dragondreams4u August 17, 2016

pouch hooligan

A guy who is simply crazy for finding pussy.

Martin is such a pouch hooligan. He hung around the bar after closing time talking to every girl he saw trying to bring one home.

by JackieTreehorn1 April 23, 2018

Pelican Pouch

A pelican pouch is the soft, sagging flesh that hangs just beneath the chin, often resembling the elastic food-storage sack of a pelican’s beak. It’s not quite a full double chin, but more of a rogue under-jaw hammock — frequently disguised in selfies with upward angles, filters, and delusional confidence.

“Mate, she was a solid eight until I saw her pelican pouch wobble in real life.”

“She’s mastered the 45-degree selfie — anything lower and the pelican pouch drops like a guillotine.”

Alternate Names:
Chin hammock, snack pouch, neck shelf, emotional baggage bin.

by Chin Diesel June 6, 2025