potato

an idiot who doesn't know how to do anything and everyone hates him.

"is that fielding?
"yeah he is such a potato"
"he is a potato i hate him"
"same"
the potato "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

by hehehehehehehhee November 13, 2019

Potato

A word that gets used by random people because they think they’re fucking funny

Random person: XD RAWR POTATOES

by Fattus Twattus October 24, 2019

Potato

Potatoes are the most godly earth apple you could ever eat. They are the definition of super aliens that are disguised as cows. But aliens don’t know what a cow is so they call it earth apple. I guess this is a definition on cows then.

Alien: yoooo I want sum meat right nowww
Alien2: wassupppp less get sum godly earth applesssss they be like a potato

by SHAYBOODEBE November 3, 2019

Potato

The only thing that makes me happy.

Potato please or I will murber you.

by Boop Boop I’m A Cow November 15, 2021

Potatoe

a code word for "alcohol"

If you don't want people to know what your talking about alcohol,
use the word Potatoe.

omg, i got sooo much Potatoe for this party tonight !

by Amanda2345 January 23, 2009

potato

A spic who thinks and acts white, yet still a potato - brown on the outside, white on the inside.

Alberto Gonzalez is the new Mr. Potato Head.

by jacob doe October 28, 2007

Potato

little-known south texas slang for pot. or weed. pot=potato

do ya want some patatoes?

by sabine May 14, 2005