potatoe fuck 

when you tag someone with a grenade in Gears of War.

You just got potatoe fucked

potatoe fuck by Shadow 055 June 12, 2007

Desk Potato 

One who sits at a desk all day long but gets little to nothing done -- usually because of websurfing or playing computer games. Derived from couch potato. Differs from desk jockey in that although employment involves a desk, nothing is getting done.

Jim has become a real desk potato. Between Mahjong and Minesweeper he manages to squeeze in a few hours on MySpace, and then he plays RPG's 'til midnight.

Desk Potato by someoneouthere September 14, 2008

california potato chip 

when you shoot a girl in the back with a load and it dries overnight. in the morning you peel it off and feed it to her for breakfast potato chip style

i fed holly a califrnia potato chip

california potato chip by spanky May 25, 2003

Potato Brain 

A person who has the mental capacity equal to, or less than, that of a potato.

Swaggot: Ay, bruh, I got dat #SWAG

Guy: God, you're fucking potato brain.

Potato Brain by Manatee God August 11, 2015

Potato Touch 

The reward one gains after completing their goal. A singular touch to the head of the penis.

Logan: I just won my Minecraft match!

Adam: Nice going man! You have earned yourself one potato touch.

Potato Touch by pizzaboy1 May 14, 2018

cage potato 

1. In a scientific experiment, a control group of subjects with limited stimuli or activity.
2. A vegetative individual.
3. A domesticated panda.

1. "A third group served as cage potato controls."
2. "I haven't seen Izzy in weeks; she's such a cage potato."
3. "You should watch the cage potatoes on the panda cam eat and sleep, and eat."

cage potato by truffz February 17, 2006

potato 

Socially awkward or innocent person; awkwardly shy

"Do you swear a lot?" - "No. I'm a potato"
"Are you popular?" - "No I'm too much of a potato"

potato by Grammar Potato July 18, 2017