Poetry

Poetry is useful when you go wooing

Poetry is useful when you go wooing,
Take care lads she might know what you're doing

by CriostoirHulme August 31, 2005

poetry

its basicly a deeper way to express feelings, emotions or just whatever thought that pops in ur head. it doesnt necessarily requires rhymes, although it certainly implies some sort of rhythm to separate it from prose. and it also doesnt have to be clear, as long as meaningful somehow.

"time is the father of existence
rhyme is the brother of the word
words that define the world
worlds that refine my words"
serj tankian.

by serj is my god October 24, 2003

poetry slam

1: gangbang.
2: gangbang
3: gangbang
4: just trying to meet the word requirement.

"What's a 'Poetry Slam'?"
"I dunno... gangbang?"

by Eid January 7, 2005

poetry

Without music, poorly written poetry is just rythmic bitching

i wrote this poetry because George bush is a dick
...thats not poetry, thats just rhythmic bitching

g w bush sucks

by PerfectBalance January 22, 2005

Poetry

A useless subject that is merely an abstract art. Forced upon kids, this waste of time teaches children how to rhyme words in a specific rhythm.

Betty: ugh, I have to learn poetry. It's so useless!
Carl: Yeah, it's just a big waste of time.

by Iamthebanananananana February 4, 2021

Team Warrior Poet

Proper Noun: Derived from the greatest endurance race team ever to come out of Belmont, North Carolina. Also, the ONLY endurance race team ever to come out of Belmont, North Carolina. Consequently, this also makes them the worst endurance race team ever to come out of Belmont, North Carolina. In the annals of history, This team made a name for themselves by being perpetually inferior to legitimate teams such as Team Grayskull, thereby becoming the laughing stock of their community.

The term "Team Warrior Poet" can be used to describe an instance in which one group of individuals is clearly inferior to all of their counterparts, even to the point of absurdity.

See also: Jobber; Jobbers; Jabronis.

Person 1: "Did you see the way our football team clobbered the other squad 42-0?"

Person 2: "Yeah, man. Those other guys were like our Team Warrior Poet."

_________

Coach: "Man, these guys are beating us so bad we look like Team Warrior Poet out there..."

by SYNM January 18, 2011

dark poetry

hmm, obviously you don't like poetry with meaning... lol, im not a dark person, or do i plan on being one, but i write poetry based on happenings and thoughts around me, some may have dark effects and impose feelings of sadness, wheras others will involve enjoyment and happiness, not all dark poetry is shit fuckhead...

j' whips out his dark poetised cock and turkey slaps the blasphemor
blasphemor' but, i eat shit and dislike poetry because i am an uncreative twit
j' i know, now suck it you fuck

by J April 5, 2005