homie g poptart 

Slang for friend or homie

"whats up homie g poptart?"

homie g poptart by smothered fries August 4, 2009

poptart

meaning, good friend, crazy people, use to mean retared but changed it to friends be silly

that poptart danced in front of the whole school

poptart by ashley_allthat January 18, 2007

POPTART

Poptart is when a girl with a really long CLIT takes a peice of string and ties one end to her clit and the other end to a doorknob. then slams the door shut as hard as humanly possible.

AAHHHHHH!! THAT POPTART HURT SOO GOOD..

POPTART by PUSSYLUVR May 1, 2010

poptart

The calling or naming someone a hore with an erection

Girl: Mommy mommy i want the new Brittany Spears album!!
Mom: No don't listen to that poptart. She is a bad influence.

poptart by SoulEater79 May 14, 2010

Chinging Urban Poptart 

When a man toasts a poptart then proceeds to inject it into the womens pussy. He then attempts to eat the jammed and heated poptart before it gets cold. This is more enjoyable with an asian because of the chinese sounding moans. CHICKS LOVE IT!

For breakfast I had a Chinging Urban Poptart...It was covered in delicious strawberry jam..."homemade" =

Chinging Urban Poptart by Gabirsten March 11, 2008

poptart

1) Someone who is a retard but if you say retard you'll get in trouble so it's a good replacement.

2) Someone who pops you everytime you say something.

3) A bad tasting breakfast food.

1) Luke, you're such a poptart.

2) I know, he's totally a poptart!

3) That poptart sucked!

poptart by fyhjryh November 29, 2007

Sammi Poptart 

A super fun chick whose famous in her own little world, who is named after an amazing food.

Sammi Poptart is a cherry flavored item.

Sammi Poptart by Crazy babe March 19, 2009