poon tube

An artificial masturbatory aide designed to replicate any female vagina.

Linda’s been on vacation all week, so I’ve been hitting that poon tube real hard.

by Winters & Yonkers June 28, 2018

Poon Danish

That morning pussy. Poon danish is enjoyed most when you roll over and wake her up by eating that pussy good before anything else. Breakfast of champions.

I was late too work. Stopped off for a poon danish.

There’s donuts in the break room this morning. No thanks. I’m full. Had a poon danish before work.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019

Poon breath

The fishy smell one obtains in their mouth when they have been eating a plethora of poon.

Can be used to insult someone, or used as a word for "good" like "sick" or "dope".

(side note: eating tuna is a risk)

"Charlene, I think your boyfriend has been cheating on you! He's got a real bad case of the Poon Breath."
"Oh no that's just because he had been eating tuna"
"Oh. That'll be it."

"Hey Lester, you're such a Poon Breath!"

"Duuuuude, that is SO Poon Breath" *thumbs up*

by Ruby Dorisday April 2, 2014

poon gazer

gynecologist

My wife went to see her poon gazer today. Turns out it's another chick. How hot is that!

by amanis December 9, 2008

Poon Jaw

That dull ache and soreness that one gets in the jaw after performing a marathon pussy eating session.

I went down on Rachel last night and tongue punched her box for two hours. It was some good eats but now I got poon jaw.

I got poon jaw from working your mom last night.

Kara and Rene locked in a Hot scissor followed by hours of oral. They both woke in the morning finding it difficult to speak due to poon jaw.

by Eaton Holgoode January 20, 2018

poon spittoon

While balls deep in sexual intercoarse, with a chew (tobacco) in your lip, one spits the tobacco juice into the action zone for added nicotine pleasure with a side of lube.

"I totally gave some chick from the bar a good old poon spittoon last night!"

by Geo Metro July 12, 2016

teeny poon

Underage pussy; jailbait. Poontang young enough to land you in jail, R. Kelly!

I don't see nuthin' wrong... with a little teeny poon!

by Da Nastee One! June 10, 2003