Plant Pussy

The plant pussy will avoid any conflict, argument or mild disagreement, if he thinks it might lessen his changes at enjoying your plants.

Larry told me some bullshit last night I wanted to argue about but I love Larry's sativas more. You can call me a "plant pussy", that's the truth, Ruth.

by funkspiel October 21, 2009

black panthers

A group of black supremacists, originally started in 1966 to fight for black rights. Recently, they have developed a reputation as the polar opposites of the ku klux klan

Despite what people may believe, white people aren't the only racist people. Just look at the Black Panthers

by Ebag Nigel Gunther February 9, 2015

Golden Panther

A Golden Panther is when you lather a woman's whole body in mustard. Afterwards, you proceed to shove a chain of sausages in said woman's ass, thus acting as the tail. You then smack the girl's ass and make them purr, completing the Golden Panther.

"Now I know why FIU called their team the 'Golden Panthers.' Their team plays like they're covered in mustard with sausages shoved up their ass."

by Super Adam AKA Shadow April 19, 2008

Slag Panther

first used to describe certain female individuals who have a habit of stalking/hunting their male targets until they pounce and claim the meat chunk as their own personal scratching post :)

Girl 1: "that girls a man-eater..."

Girl 2: "she's on the prowl...fucking slag panther"

by straw-monster March 18, 2010

pitcher plant

a plant that eats meat by luring flying insects into the tube-like structure of it's leaf. the leaf-hinged flap shuts on the tube, leaving the fly trapped inside. the walls are made of a substance that prevent flys climbing up then, so when they run out of energy, they fall into the gastric juices that digest it.

the pitcher plant eats meat

by k.f. May 23, 2006

plant

A movie critic; one who is paid off from a major movie studio to give a fake positive fluff review. Sometimes the said "critic" doesn't even exist at all, and is just a fake name with a fake quote. Studios use this tactic as damage control for a potential flop.

"The 3% of critics who gave positive reviews for Battlefield Earth on Rotten Tomatoes definitely had to be plants from Warner Bros. studios. No one could ever voluntarily praise that movie without being bribed. "

by Dr Claw April 24, 2008

Kevin-Plant

A short furry dumb-ass with low self-esteem, limited sex appeal, and the inability to learn. He suffers from Achondroplasia (He is short) and is highly contagious

- Do not feed Kevin-Plant after midnight

- Do not get Kevin-Plant Wet

- Do not touch it, you risk turning into a Kevin-Plant

I was having a good day until one of those Kevin-Plants showed up and pissed on my shoe.

by ColtonBuckley October 14, 2009