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Fart Pipe 

"Fart Pipe" is a term used to describe an excessively large exhaust on a car, causing it to have a "farty" sound. Fart Pipes are most commonly found on cheap, front-wheel drive imports (see honda civic or mitsubishi eclipse) that 16 year old kids who watch The "fast and furious" series like its some kind of religion. The fart pipe can be identified by one of many tests. 1) If the cross section of the muffler or muffler tip is GREATER than the contact patch on the car's tires, the exhaust is a fart pipe. 2)If the muffler is marger than the displacement of the motor, it is a fart pipe. 3) if the ricer takes off in his riced out car and the exhaust is louder than his stereo, it is declared a fart pipe. 4) and last but not least, if any piece of the exhaust system was purchased at Pep Boys, Autozone, or any other ricer oriented store, it is most likely a fart pipe.
Damn! Did you see john's new exhaust on his civic? Its got a 6 inch fart pipe on it! Sounds Mad Tyte, Yo!
Fart Pipe by Phantom240 July 30, 2008

Golden Pipes 

(n.) A person's absolutely amazing singing voice that overtakes the listener with so much emotion that he has no choice but to cry uncontrollably or laugh hysterically.
Listen to Robert Plant's golden pipes! He can hit notes perfectly.
Golden Pipes by LuciferSam1967 September 10, 2010

okee, dokee, pipe and smokee 

just another way to show the okayness
okee, dokee, pipe and smokee.

girthzilla pipe

A super big cock with a huge circumference, used to pound pussy. It is usually associated with a Pete North sized load that spews out onto a woman's face.
Sean: Dude, I just don't know how you do it. You're always slamming box.

Sam: Yea, well when you have girthzilla pipe like me, you can do whatever you want and girls will be pulling their pussies out all the time and begging to give you bobbles and the ole fashioned hand jobs.
girthzilla pipe by Richard N. Cheese February 18, 2011

on the pipe 

when a two stroke engine, usually in a motorbike, comes into the power band.
Whoa! Did you see me smoke the back wheel when it came on the pipe?
on the pipe by foo-monger November 27, 2011

Pipe Organ 

wind instrument that causes cancer

*this is a reference to What is the Best Thing by Tom Scott*
"Hey man i just got a pipe organ"

"better start that obituary"
Pipe Organ by VincentGo! December 23, 2020