suck my pineapple

basically is euphemism for "suck my cock" also you can call someone a cock by saying pineapple instead and they wont know it.

"so what's up?"
"fuck you, suck my pineapple"

by iliketonibblethings January 12, 2010

put a pineapple on it

what someone says when they catch someone in a lie or it is used when someone is being disrespectful.

person 1: you're so ugly
person 2: oh put a pineapple on it !

person 1: oh no you didnt!

person 2: oh yes i did!

by Sophia V. April 29, 2020

Cum Titty Pineapple

I love you

Hey Cum Titty Pineapple!

by MaziikxnII December 2, 2020

pineapple head

deragatory for Hawaiian islander by a haole

Those pineapple heads think that they are God's gift to the rest of the US.

by pIn a-puhl hed September 21, 2003

Pineapple

An expression that comedian Kevin Hart used in his stand up "Laugh At My Pain", he says the word whenever he feels uncomfortable, or doesn't want or like something.

Guy : So your place or mines?
Lady: Pineapple
Guy: ... *confused expression*
Lady: You go to yours and I'll head to mine.. *Walks away*

SWERVE

by GoogleMasterHoe May 27, 2013

Pineapple

A magical mystery. It's not a pine; nor an apple! So what the heck is it?

A way off naming something that makes not sense so you call it a pineapple.
A anti vegetable thing that you can eat. It taste like shit.

Guy 1: Wtf is a pineapple
Guy 2: no idea

by dreadlordhg October 20, 2016

Juicy Pineapple

Similar to the Hot Karl--Shit in a tube sock, then lay the shit-filled tube sock in a urinal and proceed to pee on the entire baggage. What has been created is a warm and juicy bludgeon. Proper technique is to forcibly hit somebody in the face or genital with the squishy concoction. The mixture of shit and piss will leave a smelly smear on their face, and a permanent stain on their life.

"Ever since I've been hit with that juicy pineapple, my self-esteem just hasn't been the same."

"Did you see Sean get hit in the face with that juicy pineapple, shit was everywhere!"

by Jester8930 April 8, 2008