Pie Goddess

A female master of all things pie-related, whether it be the creation of, or consumption of pies.

"Nicole is an amazing blonde Pie Goddess"

by Matt December 9, 2003

Pie stacker

Fat person, not necessarily from eating pies.

"That guy is a pie stacker."
"You ate five burgers, you pie stacker!"

by Daimo_45 October 5, 2006

pie crust

The dried up left over residue on you wang after having sex your girl and not taking a shower that night.

"Dude I forgot to take a shower last night and still have pie crust on my wank."

by GOD 042078 November 6, 2008

pie-eyed

pie-eyed means to be intoxicated, derives it's name from the dialated pupils that people get on certain substances, pupils as wide as pies, in the hippy "jam band" scene being pie-eyed usually refers to being intoxicated on lsd, mushrooms, ecstacy, molly, or char

Jimmy took a hand full of mushrooms and a hit of Molly and a half hour later was pie-eyed like a mofo

by inthegroove July 23, 2009

Pie Crust Promise

A seemingly fragile or empty promise that is easily broken.

In the words of Mary Poppins: "No Pie Crust Promises. Easily Made, Easily Broken."

Joe: "Baby, I promise that as soon as I get out of jail, I'll get a job and take care of our baby."

Heather: "I've heard that one from you before. I aint believin' your pie crust promises no more."

by jellybeanjaws April 17, 2009

Pie Balls

Balls that smell or taste like pie after wearing boysenberry flavored condoms.

Term coined from the movie Juno.

June: The receptionist tried to get me to take these condoms that looked like grape suckers and was just babbling away about her freaking boyfriend's pie balls!

Leah: Yum!

by AnnaLisa V May 14, 2008

Pie Monster

Someone or something that enjoys the sweet sensation that is pie.

'The pie monster was rampaging through the village, and depriving them of pie'

by Spotteh January 17, 2010