physics

Class where we learn about the heterosexual teacher's man-eating goat Gilbert, and learn nothing whatsoever about energy.

We also learn about her 3 horses, each of which's life story can be recited by the entire class.

Me: Hey, i dont understand this power shit...can you help me?
Teacher: No, but that does remind me of a shitty story about the time when my horse Biscuit...

by Del May 16, 2004

PHYSAGOGUE

(adjective): extremely windy or flatulent, as pertains to the emission of flatulatory vapors via the rectum.

After my girlfriend's visit to Taco Bell and consuming 4 cheese burritos and 2 cups of chili, she was, to say the least, formidably physagogue! She smelled worse than a shithouse door on a tuna boat!!

by weave September 17, 2003

phasmaoikêsis‏

(faz mah oy key sis) noun: The appearance of management without any actual management taking place. For example, creating a checklist to manage the checklists that were created to manage the checklists that weren't being fully checked off. Another example would be a re-organization scheme that shuffles the same incompetent jokers from one position to another without actually addressing the fact that these people aren't fit to shovel shit from one end to the other. From greek appearance + management.

Last quarter's dismal performance should put us in for some impressive phasmaoikêsis‏.

Tim's last memo was pure phasmaoikêsis.‏

by PointToTheObvious June 30, 2009

Physically Retarded

A term used to describe those who are physically crippled, or otherwise deformed in some aspect of their body.

"I heard James got hit by a car and has to be in a wheelchair for the rest of his life." "Yeah he's been physically retarded for about three months now"

by pickled rick January 7, 2021

Physco Sally

1.) Females Named Letitia.. If not properly taken care of wit nicitine could lead to emotional outbursts and allot of tlaking on the phone.

Damn Sally get off the mutha fuckin phone.

"quit your crying Sally and gofind sum ciggerattes."

by Whitey Ford May 23, 2003

physics

1) The physics toughest science class there is in both high school and college levels. Physics deals with how the things in the world function. Topics include kinematics, mechanics, thermodynamics, dynamics, displacement, etc.
It is known to be the only class that uses the metric system as a standard, and it revolves around being able to use Algebra and Trigonometry skills
2) A pain in the ass

1)Wow, this book accelerated all the way to the floor with an acceleration rate of 9.8m/s^2 from a height of 6.2 meters, and the initial velocity was 0m/s. Can you find the final velocity of the book?

2)Mr. Doetzer grades physics lab reports so strictly that even spending 4 or 5 hours of your life in it will still get you a C-...should have taken basket weaving 101

by Undeadtemplar88 January 19, 2006

Physical Year

This is one you hear a LOT and I am surprised it is not HERE! There are LOTS of ghetto people of every race, color and creed who try to sound important and well versed when talking about finances. They use the term PHYSICAL YEAR to discribe the beginning or end of a financial reporting period correctly spelled the FISCAL YEAR! The dead give away that someone is using the incorrect term PHYSICAL has there syliables while the proper term FISCAL has but two.

I would like to introduce Martha. Our accountant Martha will share the financial report for the past PHYSICAL YEAR with everyone!

by THE AUTISTIC WEREWOLF August 14, 2012