Phoning

The act of throwing mass quantities at a person; Similiar to that of medieval stoning.

"Hey, what's with the bruises?"
"Kerry was phoning me earlier."

by D~Ren June 2, 2005

teenage boy phobia

the act/ fear/ DEEP FUCKING HATRED of a male aged from 10-20.
teenage boys can be emo, racist, retards, slow, a lesbian's tool
those with teenage boy phobia should avoid any guys that

1. dont smile

2. Have wide eyes. it means they are either emo or a dufus

3. seem to know a lot and

4. are horny all the time
see teenaged boys

Eliza: Omg ian's such an ass

Sarai: Tell me about it. I have teenage boy phobia.

Eliza: its a good thing your a lesbian then.

by Mimiaru September 27, 2009

Phoinix

A flaming bird cascading through the sky.

Also, a guy who has crystal blue eyes that you could look into for hours, and adorable curly hair. He's fit, smart, and funny. His smile melts your heart, and you fall in love. He's geeky, but perfect.

Look at the Phoinix!!
Woah did you see the Phoinix?
That Phoinix is pretty cool.

by GiRlWhObLoGs April 7, 2015

mole-o-phobia

Fear of moles, as in the type of mole one may have on their skin.

'Dude, look at the size of that M-M-MOLE! MOLEH MOLEH MOLEH! I must have mole-o-phobia!'

by Surina January 3, 2008

Phonin' in da Hindu

1.Having nothing to do

2.Having no plans
3.Being bored

Guy 1 - Hey what are you up to tonight?
Guy 2 - Phonin' in da Hindu.
Guy 1 - Well you want to hit a movie?

by tigman83 July 15, 2009

Phoine

Originating and similar in meaning to "fine" this humorous derivation is used as a reply to when one has made a trivial mistake and, as a result, is sarcastically told to end their own lives. The way in which they are told is very specific as it can not be a direct call to suicide but said in a way where the intent is clear. The variation of spelling is due to the altered pronunciation as the "ho" is pronounced with the profound relief of finally having an excuse to end one's life. Most commonly used between absurdists, this word is only used under the mutual understanding that one wishes to escape the futility of searching for meaning in life through suicide.

Friend: You should really kill yourself
You: PHOINE!

by eeeehhhhroion November 6, 2017

Liplock Phobia

Fear of watching people kiss.

Jack and Jenny are kissing even tho they know I have Liplock Phobia

by JO JOE March 11, 2009