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Philadelphia Helicopter 

When you pull out and cum on your partners back then proceed to dry the cum by helicoptering your weenie to cause a big gust of air. After that the dried jizz may be enjoyed as a midnight snack.
Brooo i gave that girl from the club the Philadelphia Helicopter yesterday.

Philadelphia piss mozzarella 

it’s cheese poured with pee only rejected by the FDA

Philadelphia faucet 

You come in someone’s mouth you jump on their stomach, so it blows out their nose
Yo I’m gonna give you a Philadelphia faucet

Philadelphia pork dip 

The act of hog tying a partner, then using horseradish instead of lube.
I heard that Dave gave Meg the old Philadelphia pork dip last night, and now she squeals whenever she sits down.

Philadelphia side car 

The act of a male inserting his penis into another persons colostomy hole and fucking it till completion. Sometimes used as payment for drugs or kink satisfaction.
Paramedic: “This patient has herpes around her colostomy port.”
Doctor: “ahh the good old Philadelphia Side Car.”

Philadelphia Thigh Stapler

When a man staples his penis to either his right or left thigh, and a woman proceeds to rip the stapler out with her teeth and 'play' (suck) the penis like a flute.
Frank: Just got a philadelphia thigh stapler, man that shit hurts
Gloria: Just gave frank a philadelphia thigh stapler