Monk Phase

A synonym for a refractory period, Monk phase is the recovery phase after a (primarily) male orgasm at which it is impossible to have another orgasm. While refractory phase is a broad and scientific term, monk phase indicates the immediate lack of arousal that follows an orgasm.

Dave: I tried to ejaculate in my mouth once, when monk phase hit me I had the biggest regret ever.
Jack: Dude!

by Luminc January 2, 2012

Powerful pause

A long period of silence or confused babble in response to a simple question. Done to allow the person to come up with some kind of desperate, plausible response.

Denoting that the Republican presidential candidate has no clue how to answer the question except to use one of the Republican's stock phrases like "President Obama did it wrong." Also known as brain fart, senior moment, Santorum Stumble, Michele Melt-down, Gingrich Gaffe, Mitt Muddle, a Rick Rest-period, etc.

When the Herminator got asked about his possible inappropriate sexual behavior with former female staffers in the National restaurant Association, he got really quiet for a long time. Then he said, "I thought they wanted me to hold the pepperoni!" Later he called that a "powerful pause."

by docsterx November 24, 2011

What's Up Phase

The awkward time between a "hi" and actual conversation while chatting online to your crush where you're trying to figure out what the heck the other person is doing without being a stalker.

*On FaceBook*

Kid 1: "Hi"
Kid 1's Crush: "hey"
Kid 1: "what's up?"

*20 minutes later*

Kid 2: "you talking to (Kid 1's crush)?"
Kid 1: "I'm still at the what's up phase..."

by Lazer Gun4 September 24, 2011

eternal cupcake phase

After concluding the initial timeframe of the cupcake phase (up to 5 years) you then come to a realization, you are now and forever bound to everlasting happiness. Reference Cupcake phase.

Patrick and Wendy are in an eternal cupcake phase

by Winniepo0 May 23, 2018

Pause Button

When watching a film with your girlfriend and you feel that this "party" gots to be started. You pull the pause button, which in other words is pausing the movie and then making out and "other" stuff.

The other day I pulled the Pause Button on her, it was awesome, I think later I will push it again and use it on myself!

by Captain Bizznatch July 26, 2003

phase 2

the act of getting an erection esp. due to visual stimulus and especially during the most awkward times

Brando: "oh man that chick is hot, i hope you can control yourself, bro"
Will: "OH CRAP"
Brando:"PHASE 2 PHASE 2!!!!!"

by alphabassdrummer August 4, 2007

Hymen Phase

When a situation or relationship is new or isn't broken in yet, just like a girl has a hymen before being broken in during her first sexual experience.

"Molly, once you and your boyfriend get over the hymen phase - you're going to bleed like a pig."

by Double double penetration January 12, 2012