Phantom Hair

A piece of hair on your face which after multiple swipings and whipings wont come off. You can feel this hair, yet you cannot see it, therefore extremely hard to remove, and especially annoying.

Parker: ugh i feel like i have this hair on my face that wont come off, do you see it?
Ann: Ahh... the phantom hair.

by parker02 July 28, 2007

phantom buttfucker

A man dressed in a sheet, pretending to be a ghost, with his penis protruding from the sheet, looking for random women to stealth sodomize.

"Sally, walking home from the library, stopped by the coffee shop, and was assaulted (quite well) in the alley by the local phantom buttfucker."

by Jacques Asse February 20, 2009

Phantom Poster

A shadowy figure who is said to break into homes in order to use someone's computer. Once access to the computer is gained, the Phantom poster spins a web of melodramatic lies, while the poor victim stands helplessly by, wringing her hands and calling her lawyer. see McNads The Phantom Poster may be an urban legend.

Oh no, the Phantom Poster has struck again, now everyone thinks I am a Hollywood star who had Elvis's love child, after being kidnapped and raped by aliens, while my husband was killed during a terrorist attack on the President, and don't forget, vote for Fantasia!

by Bess Armstrong June 21, 2004

phantamoon

close your eyes;think of the worst possible thing in your head right now; open them;... and that.. is a phantamoon

Jenn, Amanda , Nikki, and Brianna's phantamoon is a large bone structure on a wide eyed freshmen named Angel

by BoliBroke February 1, 2006

phaetasm

a mallcore band from buffalo ny. also means a slow steady demise.. kind of like a flan in a cupboard.

ie.. davey quitter just pulled a phaetasm again

by brianjdc March 31, 2007

phantom cell phone

the feeling or thought that your cell phone is or has gone off when it really hasn't gone off at all.

"I think i just got a text.......WTF no i didn't" "dude you just had phantom cell phone"

by fat ass 1234 January 5, 2009

Phantom Smilies

In Windows Live Messenger, or MSN, occasionally, when paste something over and over, or pressing Shift + Enter a lot, after a while, smilies will tend to appear even though they have not been typed in. This strange phenomon may be very rare, but may cause great fear. BEWARE

Guy: Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, :D :D :D :'( ;)

Dude: What's with the random smilies?

Guy: DUDE!!! THOSE ARE PHANTOM SMILIES!!! I'M FREAKED OUT LIKE THIS MUCH:









:D :D :D

Guy: OH GOD THEY WON'T GO AWAY

by Bloodyscenekids April 19, 2009