trev petersen

A tall mushroom boy with Native American heritage. Often wears moccasins and drinks a lot of Arizona tea. Bad at planning things and being on time

"Wow that guy is such a faggot. He must be a Trev Petersen"

by DryTommy November 16, 2016

hailee peterson

The most beautiful girl on earth.

Hailee Peterson is so gorgeous.

by jakestier April 5, 2017

Dave Peters

The most boring, stereotypical white guy name on the planet. Dave Peters is probably the type of guy that enjoys eating plain white bread and has a boring tie collection.

Robin: Why does that guy look so excited to buy three identical pairs of khakis?
Silas: Oh, he’s probably a Dave Peters.

by Sonic The Hedgehog Kin May 13, 2018

riley Peterson

she's an annoying hoeeeeeee. stupid and she is way worse than Olivia. and has no friends.

riley Peterson is dumb

by urmomomomomoomomom December 16, 2018

winston peters

nz politician, conman, tax sponge, causes problems, gets called out on them then runs away until the next election, then tries to become valid again. pretty much what an 80 series landcruiser would look like if it was human, rings all the bells but ultimately just an over rated problem causing asshole that will cost you money but has a leather exterior instead.

pulled a winston peters
that's the sort of thing winston would do
seemed reliable at the start
can't believe he let me down again
but he promised

by khoshar August 28, 2023

Pulling a Peters

To not go out with your friends due to the fear of being beat physicaly by a girlfriend or wife every time your friends go to the bar, party, or anything else.

Why isn't John going to the bar with us tonight?

Oh he is pulling a Peters again.

by Roomchamp January 9, 2010

Doing a Peterson

The term comes from Jordan Peterson and his tendency to talk in a manner that is considered too abstract and vague to understand. This typically has the effect of impressing simple-minded bozos that can’t see through his bullshit. So, anyone doing a Peterson is just an asshole using jargon and concepts that no sane man has the time to try to understand, but the speaker is just a dumbass himself because he just makes simple concepts sound complicated and profound.

"Marx wrote his critique of value and value labor was written in a hegelian sense as the abstract value of commodities is independent from material reality which in itself is a clear hegelian virtue of the mind-body dualism"
"Bro stop doing a Peterson, please speak in a common language that everyone can understand"

by Mahablanka September 30, 2021