Peets

Pretty feet, if a girl got pretty feet u tell her she got some peets.

Girl u got dem peets.

by Thomas McCall August 7, 2009

pessimist

One who is or has been a grumpypants is a pessimist.

casey miller is a pessimist.

by crista December 20, 2007

Pestarian

Someone who eats a mostly vegetarian diet but will supplement it with meat (or fish or insects) from regionally specific invasive or pest species.

Of or relating to the exclusion of non invasive or non pest sources of meat from the diet: "a pestarian restaurant".

by Jessie Pestarian October 22, 2011

pessimissy

A sassy mouthed woman with a shitty attitude about everything.

April is such a pessimissy! She just told me she lost her faith in humanity for the umpteenth time, I swear if it wasn't for that smart-ass mouth of hers everything would be fine.

Ygritte: "You know nothing John Snow"
Jon: "I just gave you the lord's kiss, quit being such a pessimissy!"

by cubsfanbigmike May 10, 2013

Pessi

Someone who statpads against smaller teams by scoring penalties

Pessi can only do it against Eibar
Pessi got knocked out by Bayern Munich

by Pessidog April 14, 2023

Pest

A bloke that doesn't have a type and goes for anyone with a pair of tits and a set of long nails, even if she has had a child removed by social services. No standards and plagues girls on Facebook and Instagram and follows any model wannabe thinking they might get some love in return. Usually goes to the gym, lifts weights, has tattoos and has no brain cells to think or do anything other than that...

Clive is a total fucking pest

by Beejuice June 14, 2016

Pessi

Pessi is the name of a mythological creature, said to have originated from Buenos Aires. Despite having scored over six hundred tap-ins and penalties, - as well as the odd flukey goal, - legends say he disappeared after being handed a World Cup trophy at the expense of skilful French and Croatian sides. Many people have claimed to see him drifting around the Parc Des Princes, trying to add to his tapestry of tap-ins, yet there are no reports of him having been spotted in a defensive position. Whether or not he has ever existed is debatable.

Pessi had a crestfallen look on his face as he leaned against the Bayern goalpost, just like a finished player. His anguish was evident, as he ran swiftly to the dressing room following Gnabry’s stellar strike to make it 3-0, not stopping to console his heartbroken fan.

by anonymous March 9, 2023