Peeping Simon

A Peeping Simon often enjoys bringing lube, lotion, and binoculars to the nude beach in Vancouver. A Peeping Simon can often be found alongside a Peeping Jack. They will find a nice cozy lookout view, whip out their massive COCKS, get their binoculars and stare off into the horizon. A Peeping Simon is also a beta-male who likes to be cuckholded. Also be wary of a Peeping Simon when you bring your girlfriend as he may stare at her!

Hey you see that Peeping Simon?
Yeah, I caught him staring at my girlfriends boobies

by Paike Ford June 1, 2021

peep tort

Any generic "Pop Tart" like products sold as a substitute good for the same. A breakfast pastry for those shunning Veblen goods at breakfast.

Hey Caleb, pass me one of those Kroger brand peep torts.

by Milton's Opus March 10, 2017

Peeping Christopher

An adult voyeur who enjoys watching small children undress, without the knowledge of the children or their parents.

Derived from "peeping tom" and a reversal of the acronym "CP," which is internet nomenclature for "child pornography."

If I see that man in the bushes outside the window during the kids' bathtime again, I'm going to call the police and report a peeping christopher.

by Concerned Parents June 24, 2011

sneaky peep

When a man comes around the corner penis first, shaking his soft penis in his hand and says “are you ready daddies”.

I can’t believe Cody did the sneaky peep at his friends bat mitzvah!

by Sneaky Pete October 3, 2019

Bo Peep

A woman with characteristics that are strikingly similar to the Pixar character from the Toy Story franchise, most notably Toy Story 4. Bo Peeps often have blond hair, bright blue eyes, light skin, and an absolute DUMPTRUCK of an ass.

The guys in my math class keep calling a Bo Peep, do you have any clue what that means?

Uhhh nope not a clue heheh.

by DickHRising March 21, 2021

Peep Sesh

When two bros with sick S550’s get pretty fucking buzzed and drive down the highway at a high rate of speed blaring Lil Peep.

“Bro my girl just cheated on me”
“Fuck it Peep Sesh let’s go”

by TreyJC3 July 25, 2019

peeping Rockford

Usually refers to a private investigator, but describes anyone that uses some type of sophisticated equipment to peer into an unsuspecting individual's or family's home.

When I discovered the hidden surveillance cameras in my home, I felt somewhat violated, and realized that I might have fallen victim to a peeping Rockford.

by Detective Wizard November 3, 2019