parents planking

When your parents embarrass you, and themselves, by attempting to plank.

They just don't get it quite right, but they think they're hip and uber-cool.

Planking itself is ridiculous. Parents planking is hilarious!

Mum, really, it's arms by your sides! Honestly, parents planking! *rolls eyes*

by LubeyLube December 7, 2011

2-planker

A slang term for a skier give as a friendly jibe by his snowboarder buddies. becoming archaic as the heady days of the skier vs. snowboarder feuds are on the wane.

Snowboarder: "Hey 2-planker, good job crossing you tips back there! they teach you that in dork school?"

Skier: "Well, l I would have been fine if you knuckledraggers hadn't scraped the snow from the trails"

by 07079 January 21, 2012

52 Plank

Some guy who has 552 subs that are sub bots and does some confusing stuff on that channel

how much did 52 plank pay for those sub bots

by WavyCrip May 31, 2019

Pussy Planker

Where you roughly hit a vagina with a wooden board repeatedly

We fucked so hard last night it was like he was a pussy planker

by Dani yeetus April 7, 2019

planking

Planking is where an idiot with a low IQ lies horizontally with their arms by their sides across an object or ground like a fucking dumbass.

Random Guy: Look there's a retard planking in the middle of the road!

by plankinghater July 17, 2011

Pankil

good person

by pankil patel July 2, 2003

Pank

To flaten something down.

If you where to pack snow against a house. Then you would uses the shovel to pank it tighter

by Aaron December 16, 2003