Basically anyone who believes they're going to get caught with a dick joke at any given moment. Doubting every question and reason.
Person X: *asks anything*
Person Y: "Ok, kys kid. Where's the dick joke?"
Person X: "You literally have dick joke paranoia, smh."
Person Y: "Ok, kys kid. Where's the dick joke?"
Person X: "You literally have dick joke paranoia, smh."
by Vincent Alex January 16, 2023
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Sammy: Yo why do you keep rereading that email to Mr. Fass?
Paula: To make sure it’s all good.
Sammy: Ohhh, you got that editor’s paranoia! 💀
Paula: To make sure it’s all good.
Sammy: Ohhh, you got that editor’s paranoia! 💀
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A temporary but intense feeling of anxiety, dread, or irrational fear that occurs specifically on Sunday, often in anticipation of the upcoming week. This phenomenon can be linked to the "Sunday Scaries" but is characterized by heightened paranoia, such as excessive worry about work, social interactions, or personal responsibilities. Symptoms may include intrusive thoughts, overanalyzing past or future events, and a sense of impending doom that fades once Monday begins or responsibilities are actively confronted.
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Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Jealousy Versus Paranoia<.7.9.7.6.> mug.by ~Derrick~ January 17, 2008
Get the paranocity mug.John: This is Bob. Bob,this is Tom.
Tom: Hey Bob.
Bob: Hmmph.
John: Bob, do you have any weed?
Bob: Hey, man, how do you know this guy isn't a narc.
John: Don't mind Bob. He's always like that. It's his paranorientation.
Tom: Hey Bob.
Bob: Hmmph.
John: Bob, do you have any weed?
Bob: Hey, man, how do you know this guy isn't a narc.
John: Don't mind Bob. He's always like that. It's his paranorientation.
by Nickispro September 2, 2010
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*Police or security walks by*
Drunk: "SHIT SHIT THE COPS!!"
Normal Person: "WTF you on about, why do you care if the cops are here?"
Drunk: "They could, like, fucking arrest us"
Normal Person: "For what?... You're just a Paranoid Drunkophrenic, shut the fuck up!"
Drunk: "SHIT SHIT THE COPS!!"
Normal Person: "WTF you on about, why do you care if the cops are here?"
Drunk: "They could, like, fucking arrest us"
Normal Person: "For what?... You're just a Paranoid Drunkophrenic, shut the fuck up!"
by Cozmoisme October 23, 2010
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