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Dick Joke Paranoia

Basically anyone who believes they're going to get caught with a dick joke at any given moment. Doubting every question and reason.
Person X: *asks anything*
Person Y: "Ok, kys kid. Where's the dick joke?"
Person X: "You literally have dick joke paranoia, smh."
by Vincent Alex January 16, 2023
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editor’s paranoia

When you reread what your wrote to make sure you haven’t accidentally slipped in something ridiculous/silly/stupid and have yet to fix it.
Sammy: Yo why do you keep rereading that email to Mr. Fass?
Paula: To make sure it’s all good.
Sammy: Ohhh, you got that editor’s paranoia! 💀
by GaspItsJasp April 30, 2023
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acute Sunday paranoia

A temporary but intense feeling of anxiety, dread, or irrational fear that occurs specifically on Sunday, often in anticipation of the upcoming week. This phenomenon can be linked to the "Sunday Scaries" but is characterized by heightened paranoia, such as excessive worry about work, social interactions, or personal responsibilities. Symptoms may include intrusive thoughts, overanalyzing past or future events, and a sense of impending doom that fades once Monday begins or responsibilities are actively confronted.
I hate having acute Sunday paranoia especially when the boss is a tyrant!
by Noisy Jackets March 7, 2025
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paranocity

Similar to paranoia, to be paranoid. A feeling of paranoia.
"I am tired of your paranocity!"
by ~Derrick~ January 17, 2008
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paranorientation

The chronic mindset of paranoia or propensity to become paranoid easily.
John: This is Bob. Bob,this is Tom.
Tom: Hey Bob.
Bob: Hmmph.
John: Bob, do you have any weed?
Bob: Hey, man, how do you know this guy isn't a narc.
John: Don't mind Bob. He's always like that. It's his paranorientation.
by Nickispro September 2, 2010
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Paranoid Drunkophrenic

The phenomenon when drunk people get paranoid they are doing something wrong, when useally they arn't; or atleast what they are doing is not too serious.
*Police or security walks by*
Drunk: "SHIT SHIT THE COPS!!"

Normal Person: "WTF you on about, why do you care if the cops are here?"

Drunk: "They could, like, fucking arrest us"

Normal Person: "For what?... You're just a Paranoid Drunkophrenic, shut the fuck up!"
by Cozmoisme October 23, 2010
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