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Onion dick

A condition where ones dick stinks so badly can bring a tear to the eyes of ones lover on in a confined space ones self.
"after a hard days labor in this heat probably got onion dick going on"
by Travis thunder March 20, 2012
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The onion router

Otherwise known as the TOR browser, a browser for you to surf the amazing cyberspace. It is much faster than Netscape. Do cool things with it like hire somebody to kill another, watch somebody be murdered, or buy heroin from the silk road. An amazing array of things you can do with the wacky web!
I just sold an exclusive machine gun for only the army, then filled a tranquilizer with syringes of illegal durgs on the onion router!
by pill_dickle June 17, 2018
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make an onion cry

A descriptive phrase for someone that is incredibly ugly.
"That girl is so ugly she would make an onion cry!"
by paddywan October 18, 2009
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horse onion

an especially large dingleberry hanging from the arse of a man, makes one cry.
mate! check out my horse onions, wanna touch them a little bit? maybe? yeah?
by cheeto dust 01 April 17, 2018
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Bush Onion

The Bush Onion is a close relative of the Dirty Sanchez. Where a man takes a woman from behind and just before ejaculation, sticks his finger in the woman's ass, only to pull it out and wipe a nice little pooh-stache on the woman's upper lip. Now, the Bush Onion ramps this little puppy up a notch. The man performs the above act but holds the finger under the woman's nose until she cries. Here enters the Bush Onion.
Marty Bush Onioned the young lass.
by Burgerboy December 29, 2007
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onion

an ounce of any drug
yo kid i'm on the block slanging onions of weed
by zany azne October 1, 2007
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dirty onion ring

The anus, also known as the brown eye. What horny bitches like to eat out to serve as payment after being fucked really hard.
Don't fuck with JD if you have a nice looking wifey! He'll smooth talk her into some rough sex, give her a couple of donkey punches, and convince her to eat his dirty onion ring. After that she'll come home and give you a long, stinky tongue kiss.
by JB May 14, 2004
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